The lusty...... : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:19 pm

There is a Khajitt on Dunmer scene in The real Barenziah in Daggerfall

I voted Dunmer because I want a return of that saucy passage :hubbahubba:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:24 am

This isn't exactly on topic but...

Go read "The Rude Song" in TesII, then "A Less Rude Song" in Tes3(?) and 4.
Its like they are shying away from their "pull no punches" roots.

I believe it was supposed to be a joke, I think "A Less Rude Song" is SUPPOSED to be a cleaner version of the original "The Rude Song", hence the name, hence the joke. Pretend the Cyrodilic FCC went to town on it.

OT:I voted argonian, for humor's sake.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:55 pm

I voted Argonian too...
but I hope for a "Naked Nords and Breton Witches" play!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:29 am

Bosmer because everybody makes fun of that race (I blame the Adoring Fan and Fargoth).

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:00 pm

I am for a Lusty Redgaurd and Altmer interracial, and an Altmer, Dunmer, Redguard, Imperial, Nord, Kajitt, Dremora, Mazkan, Aureal orgy. How is that for covering the bases? And a Lusty Oblivion text involving Dremora and Aureal and Mazkan.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:20 am

Bosmer because everybody makes fun of that race (I blame the Adoring Fan and Fargoth).

I done my fair share of Bosmer bashing, but they have always seemed very charming and attractive, especially the females. (besides the two mentioned)

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:23 pm

Dare I say it..... the lusty Argonian maids :hubbahubba:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:44 pm

There is a Khajitt on Dunmer scene in The real Barenziah in Daggerfall

Yeah, I read the Oblivion version first, and came to that part about how the scholars edited it. Come to find how extremely graphic it was when I read the Daggerfall version on the Imperial Library.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:55 am

The book made its first appearance in Morrowind, and I think it's likely that it will return in Skyrim.
It was written by Crassius Curio, who is one of the most memorable NPCs from Morrowind, so the book has become a fan favourite.

Man, why are there so many pointless threads started by people who know nothing about Lore?

edit: and why were Khajiit not in the poll?

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:51 am

The Lusty Sload Maid

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:05 pm

Argonian. It'd be great if the book was in Skyrim but with a different Act / Scene in continuation from the snippet in Oblivion.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:51 pm

I'm pretty sure it was in Morrowind too ^^

Anyways, i want it to keep being Argonian, it wouldn't make any sense to change a book that is quite famous after Morrowind, then Oblivion. Even though i can't stand Argonians, stupid swamp dwelling lizards, though i do enjoy my Argonian handbag..

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:44 pm

The lusty sload sorceror.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:54 am

Maybe the only race that can RIDE dragons are Argonians haha
:hubbahubba:

Giggity giggity goo.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:40 pm

The Horny Mudcrab.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:33 pm

It will always be The Lusty Argonian maid. Until Curio writes 'The Naughty Imperial Councillor'.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:46 pm

I must know how the story ends!

Actually, I kinda do want to know how it continues. It'd be rather funny if the maid shot a joke saying how she couldn't find his spear, or any spear for that matter.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:33 pm

Dremora. LUSTY DREMORA!!!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:30 pm

the lusty bosmer = the kind of midget pron you never want to see...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:47 pm

the lusty bosmer = the kind of midget pron you never want to see...

*looks at name*
The Lusty Noonga?

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:02 am

The lusty imp, watch out or you could get burned. :flamethrower:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:45 pm

They need a lusty Khajiit. I mean, felines are sixy.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:32 am

Where is the kitty pron?!

I got a fever and the only prescription is more kitty pron.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:35 pm

The lusty sload sorceror.

Oh...my....God....I cant believe no one replied to this.

There would so many bewbs at once...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:12 am

Dragons please, huur huur huur.