Lifts-her-tail: Oh hello dragon, I didn't see you there. I'm just going to bend over and clean your cave.
Dragon: :flamethrower:
Lifts-her-tail is now known as Burnt-to-a-crisp.
That's how the Lusty Argonian Maid will go in Skyrim

the lusty udyrfrykte matron

This is the funniest fawkin thread. Oh, wait for it...

KITTY PRON NAOW!!!!!

Attention all voters, I just added in Kajhiit and Dremora on a whim. That is all

I'm the one who voted Dremora... I want to learn more about the Golden Saints :hubbahubba:

Oh wow I had no idea "The Real Barenziah" original version had literal khajiit "pron." It's kind of impressive they thought out the various races down to that detail of anatomy. :goodjob: I'm surprised something so detailed was in the game. I guess graphic erotic scenes aren't considered as taboo or offensive to ratings as visual stuff. That, or it slipped by the censors. That story actually provides insight to mixed parent couples, actually suggesting that she is more likely to get pregnant at a young age from a khajiit or human than from another mer, stated outright.

Considering this has been an ongoing thing in the series it's only logical something like this will pop up again with Skyrim, especially since they are basically certain it's getting an M.

Lusty Argonian Maid by Crassius Curio of House Hlaalu, Hlaalu Plaza, Vivec, Morrowind, RTFL (where "L" is of course "Lore")...and he probably escaped the destruction and fled to Skyrim :bolt:

Hmm, in first place, Argonian, in second, dragons...

Looks like the forum has a bit of a lizard fetish. :whistling:

Imperial for sure, wouldn't like to watch an ' advlt movie ' about lizard women.

Lusty Dwemer sixbot.

Would be nice to see lusty Xivilai, Spriggans, Centaurs, Falmers, Dreughs, Minotaurs, Udyrfryktes and Giants... My vote would have gone to one of the first four, though I can't decide which one...

A lusty fire atronach would be hot - :whistling: - it's quite a pleonasm in fact... :facepalm: After this remarkable proof thas he has a wonderful sense of humor, the author wants to make clear he never used skooma...

You added kitty pron!!! :clap:

The Lusty Redgaurd: Give me a cup of hot chocolate with a spoonful of brown sugar.

How about some Redguard booty :hubbahubba:

It was the Lusty Argonian Maid in Morrowind too, why change it?

I loved the Lusty Argonian Maid.

And all the innuendo that implies

The Lusty Argonian Khajiit hybred maid

The lusty Argonian and Khajiit lisbian maids?

A story about the followers of Molag Bal. 'nuff said.

I the a sixbot is too advanced for TES lol.

THIS POLL!!! :hubbahubba:

I voted for khajiits. It's a beast race thang! :spotted owl:

Just to inflate my ego I added another poll.

The Lusty Orismer Maid

"YOU WANT ME POLISH SPEAR?"
"Y-yes?"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"OH [censored]"

I think Orismer would get more votes if people knew who they were.

Not that I really care but as said before The Lusty Argonian return is possible and The Real Barenziah as well.

BTW if the book exists in game does that mean spears are confirmed ?