The lusty...... : V

» Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:43 pm

Well what do you think the Skyrim 'advlt' novel should include?

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:58 am

It will probably be the Lusty Argonian Maid again. I definitely remember it from Morrowind, can't recall with the other games, but it will most likely be the same.

» Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:54 pm

4 races are missing, poll is racist :hehe:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:05 am

Yeah! Then she can polish my spea....

...

...nevermind

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:44 am

4 races are missing, poll is racist :hehe:

I agree, what the hell! Dunmer are well known for there sixuality.
I want my Redguard, Dunmer, Altmer, Orismer, and kitty pron naow!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:28 pm

Changes have been made.

» Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:26 pm

Khajiit can not be in advlt book? ..... Khajiit has not time for you then....

But I would assume it would be the same, as the Lusty Argonian maid was in Morrowind as well. There was also a "pillow book" in Morrowind which is assumed to have featured Dunmer. I am sure if smut of other races is what you are looking for though... it will be in a mod somewhere.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:55 am

Changes have been made.

Kitty pron naow!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:07 am

Alduin and Dovahkiin... now that's hawt

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:57 am

The Lusty Dragon maid. If the Dovahkiin is truly going to be able to stop Alduin, he must objectively understand all sides of dragons. Otherwise, he is doomed to failure...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:56 am

I want to be able to act out The Lusty Argonian Maid, like that one quest in Tribunal. Except instead of an assassin trying to kill you, a dragon swoops in, and alas! The Lusty Argonian Maid is actually.... his wife!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:20 am

It should be the Lusty Argonian again. I want that hot piece of tail (see what I did there) back in the game :wink:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:43 am

There is a Khajitt on Dunmer scene in The real Barenziah in Daggerfall

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:58 am

There is a Khajitt on Dunmer scene in The real Barenziah in Daggerfall

Yep, the original Lusty Argonian. I still hate they edited that section out in the later games.
So much insight in Khajiit physiology O_o

Hurts good...

Edit: Hey OP, kitty pron naow!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:39 am

LMAO at the Lusty Dragon...how could you not vote for that? :evil:

Though realistically speaking, the Lusty Argonian Maid will likely be back!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:20 am

There really needs to be an 'all of the above' option...

... what the hell kind of world only has ONE sleazy romance novel in it? Not -my- kind of world.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:14 am

There is a Khajitt on Dunmer scene in The real Barenziah in Daggerfall

didn't need to know that about cat people physiology, i mean really barbing who thinks of this stuff lol

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:22 pm

didn't need to know that about cat people physiology, i mean really barbing who thinks of this stuff lol

That's actually a truth taken from real cat physiology...

... female cats literally [censored]-slap the male after mating, because it's quite literally -painful-.

One of the funniest damn animal biology lessons I ever learned...

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:51 am

There is a Khajitt on Dunmer scene in The real Barenziah in Daggerfall

How could anyone forget that.

Ouch.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:08 am

That's actually a truth taken from real cat physiology...

... female cats literally [censored]-slap the male after mating, because it's quite literally -painful-.

One of the funniest damn animal biology lessons I ever learned...

:rofl:

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:13 am

I'd like to see some Argonian/Dragon action!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:40 pm

This isn't exactly on topic but...

Go read "The Rude Song" in TesII, then "A Less Rude Song" in Tes3(?) and 4.
Its like they are shying away from their "pull no punches" roots.

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:43 pm

Where is the kitty pron?!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:16 am

I vote for Lusty Nord,were in Skyrm,people!

» Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:51 am

why cant my race still be lusty?