The Make-a-Crysis-pun Thread

Post » Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:28 pm

E.G.

I'm having a mid-life Crysis.
My show flopped, it was a Crysis.
That's a Crysis on your hands.
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Charlotte Buckley
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:07 am

Well Crytek is already very good at making Cry puns themselves :P And using crysis isn't really a pun now is it? You couldn't pronounce them since you replaced crisis with crysis. Try this:

Random person: Crytek, crynet systems, crysis, cry engine! Too much cry! Stop it!
Crytek staff: Go cry me a river.
Random person: Aaaaaaarrgh!
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DAVId Bryant
 
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Post » Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:53 pm

Dropped 'em like a brycks.
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Britta Gronkowski
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:57 am

"Maximum [Attribute]" (Note: This can also include words that are not actually attributes but are often treated as if they were)
eg. "Maximum Fail"
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AnDres MeZa
 
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Post » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:25 pm

Cryst OP's post was an failure :-/
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Tom
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:49 am

Cryst OP's post was an failure :-/
Cry so serious?


Also; buy me a cat.

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helen buchan
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:56 am

This game is in a crysis. There is no DX11 and so many hackers.
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rheanna bruining
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:33 am

maximum sad panda?
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Heather Kush
 
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Post » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:32 pm

Jesus Cry-st Superstar
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Laura Richards
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:00 am

A Crysis occured when I informed your mother that Crysis was coming out. She cryed, "please come on my face and not play Crysis, my life is a Crysis when you aren't around". So I prevented the Crysis from playing Crysis by coming to the realizaton that coming on your mother's face was the right thing to do.
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Carlos Rojas
 
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Post » Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:06 am

Cry, sis, cry some moar.
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