If your brain does not explode from trying to choose please pick one.

Depends a lot on my character. My vampire lord would definitely go for Serana, while my traditional Nord would prefer Carlotta. But I voted the latter since I know she's going to be the underdog of this poll.

Carlotta? The fruit stand chick?

More like fruit stand godess. XD

I couldn't do it. Why?

Because all through the evening dinner, all you hear is. " I work with my mother, selling fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work."

By the eight! Will I ever get peace!?

NO! "... and did you know, some vegetables will still flower during the winter months?"

Ahhhh! * falls on sword*

CARLOTTA!

Serana is overrated. shes an emo vampire chick for me. her only purpose is to give the players a boner.

Serana was the only character the DB had a real relationship with.

Yes! If Carlotta is married via console commands Mila stays in Whiterun but Carlotta will move with you. Go wild. ...assuming you play on PC.

I do. And I love it.

I disable all the children as I come in contact with them... except Babette.

Still, good to know.

Technically, she's not a child. She's a old, old, old, old woman in the body of a child.

You were actually compelled to explain that?

I envy you that.

Have you ever though to kill Amren and his wife to be able to adopt Braith JUST to make her do chores all day evey day and then make her go to bed early?

They said NO! No means NO! If you use a mod then it's like you slipping roofies on her and making her do it when she clearly doesn't want to, therefore making you a horrible, horrible person and you should feel terrible.

eh, women doesn't know what they want anyway.

Fixed.

We "should" but we don't. Problem?

No.. you didn't.

Ha! No... I disable her to. Quest or not.

Serana easily !!

How can you fall for a woman who "only cares about selling her pro..duce"!

Granted !

Yep and boy is that annoying. You'd have to be some kinda crazy to marry Viola...

The question is how can you not.

Ohh this thread could go so wrong so fast.... I hope it stays on track.