I have done so much that the Devil is wondering where the hell I'm at.
After talking to Knick Knack, or whatever the hell his name is, I negotiated a trade agreement using the Child at Heart perk.
He was happy to have a trading buddy, and happily agreed.
I then stole his inventory key, along with all his stuff.
I gained Dogmeat's trust, and gave him a few Stimpaks, only to kill him to gain an extra follower slot.
I was an [censored] to Brian Wilks, and told him what he wanted to know, then I sent him off to that one bad place.
I killed Silver and severed all her limbs, lining them up on her counters.
I then put her head inside a crate next to her limbs.
Finally, I put her torso on the kitchen table with her nubs spread apart. xD
I killed Micky, severed HIS limbs, before finally putting everything in a bathtub near Megaton.
I blew up Megaton, and effed with Ghoul Moira before blowing her head off.
I caught Moira smiling as I walked in to turn in my quest information, then I blew her head off.
I killed Billy Creel in front of Maggie, and I chased her around.
I beat up Timmy, then killed his parents.
I gained the trust of the slaves, then told the slavers their location.
The raiding of the slaves hideout ensued.
I killed everyone in Bigtown with the Mister Sandman perk, after becoming their hero.
I kill all the captives after freeing them and taking their stuff.
Good Karma characters are SO boring.