LOL poor Lucky.

So I'm crouching on the road leading past Fort Bannister, trying to snipe the launcher-wielding Talon Company guard. I'm zoomed in with my sniper rifle when I hear a growl to my right. I stop, turn and look an there's a Talon Company guard dog headed my way. I switch to a hunting rifle and prepare to defend myself. Except he runs right past me - literally within knife-strike range - and keeps going. I had no stealth boy active and that character's too low level to get the Animal Friend perk. So I turn and aim to the left, and sneak attack critical him from behind, killing him in one shot.

Oh and earlier, I'm near Vault 101 creeping up on the overpass outpost - a raider camp. I get the attention of one of the raiders and she comes running, I position myself so the has to run into my line of fire before she can turn and start attacking me. When she shows up, I enter VATS and shoot at her head with the 10mm pistol Amata gave me. Two shots, and the raider goes FLYING off the cliff. I Never did find where she landed, but she flew far 'cause she was a good six feet or more from the cliff. That cliff is terraced, so she may have fallen on one of the levels before the base of the cliff, or all the way to the base.

The funniest things I have witnessed in FO3 so far would have to be from Moira at the craterside supply. One of the most memorable moments though is when she sends you to a library, and honestly, some of the dialogue options that become available when you arrive there are classic.

But my top WTF moment was when i stumbled accross fort constantine shortly after 'you gotta shoot em in the head'. Arriving just in time to see the corpse of a certain quest related character being propelled into the sunset by what I could only presume was his own fat man.

couple of things come to mind -

* When a radroach invaded raven rock and made all those kitted out Enclave soldiers crap themselves because they couldnt get him under the floor grating

* Once shot someone in VATS and instead of an epic rag doll death their legs stayed in the same spot and their torso spun around at high speed, exorcist style. Almost like one of those spiny training dummies.

* Killing some people in rivet city and some moron comes to their aid with a fat man, he did enough damage to sink the ship. Noble knight indeed.

* Shot some super mutant in VATS and he did so many flips into the air he managed to wrap himself around a ceiling light.

* Seeing a lone raider solo a squad of heavily armed enclave soldiers with his booby trapped building (the last soldier made it though all the traps and got twatted by a baseball pitcher)

Haha, something brilliant happened to me today.

I was outside the Deathclaw sanctuary, happily trodding along in my Prototype Medic Power Armor.

The armor yells something along the lines of "EAT LEAD"

Deathclaw glitches and flies off straight up into the sky - my armor goes "hmm. must've been nothing"

i really loved that as well

Laughed my ass off when i was in The Pitt following the 'wild Bill' side quest that girl-ghoul gives you. then after finding Bill returning to her and telling her how he died. then telling some horrible details..some of which arent true at all.. suddenly she fainted! haha i thought she had died!

This. Made me LOL.

visited an old factory inhibited by a lot of old ghouled chinese warriors.. in a big room there are 2 doors that are locked with very hard.. i opened one and guess what? theres nothing behind it; just a wall. the same with the second door =/

I think its funny when you go to the underground and buy Charon from the bartender down there then Charon takes out his shotty and blows the bartenders face off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also when you come back after you have completed the You GOttA SHoot EM in the head quest and you talk to Mr.Crowly and he has the T51b Power ARmor on .....I killed Him by blowing his head off with the repeater and No one did anything about it. I think some people were glad actually.hahahahahaha

The Ghoul Galleo wit a birthday hat on looks pretty ridiculous

i think i laughed the most at one of the sewers i found in which there is a skeleton hanging ny his neck from a light, with a crashed motorcycle and a ramp below him :rofl:

Several things I find really funny

-Charon's response to having me buy his contract is absolutely hilarious

-I laughed my head off when Tenpenny greeted me by saying 'Heigh ho!'

-The adventures of Herbert Dashwood I think are quite funny, particularly the line 'And here I thought we were friends and now you have a gun in my face. Bad form, Ms Chase, bad form.'

A few things recently happened recently that were a bit funny.

I saw a group of 10-15 raiders hanging out in front of super-duper mart. I hid as soon as I saw them (was playing very hard difficulty at the time), and then watched as an enclave eyebot took out the group on it's own.

Me and an add-on compainion were clearing out the super-duper mart. A fleeing raider ran right in front of both of us, to which my companion replied "There's no one here"

I happened to wander upon a lone enclave soldier getting pummeled to death by 3 hunters, armed with a sledgehammer, a tire iron, and a knife. The enclave soldier fired a few shots with a plasma pistol, with every shot missing, and soon got got his head smashed off by the hunter with the sledgehammer. I laughed my ass off at that

Wadsworth telling the joke about the cannibals. "Two cannibals are eating a clown and one of them asks does this taste funny to you".

Yeah, some of his jokes are pretty good.

QUOTE: The adventures of Herbert Dashwood I think are quite funny, particularly the line 'And here I thought we were friends and now you have a gun in my face. Bad form, Ms Chase, bad form.'

I liked:

"Why is your ghoul friend picking their pockets? This is no time for sticky fingers."
"It's not what he's taking out, but rather what he's putting in! DUCK AND COVEEER!!"


Also, Brick discussing her relationship with Eugene:

"Me an' Eugene, we've got a partnership. I find targets, and he vaporizes targets. It works out well."

And

"I just point and shoot... and stuff dies."

Lots of great things in the game, but I really liked finding the Protectron hiding inside one of the shelters on a street corner somewhere in the DC ruins. I also loved the Protectrons with wigs at the Jefferson Memorial - cracked me completely up. One of the funny glitches I like is when you fast-travel to some locations like the national guard armory and you arrive at the location before the game engine has placed all the items. Seeing a couple of guard robots fall out of the sky into place rattling like a couple of steel buckets is hilarious, especially when they sometimes hit the ground and fall over!

As I recall one of the building had a broken Protectron "sitting" in a restroom stall, with scrap metal in the toilet.

The Point Lookout quest with Desmond vs. The Brain made me laugh. Especially the last part where they're trash talking each other. Silly ghouls...

• The supermutants have many funny lines. It's worth going sneaking up on a group of them just to hear them chat.
  
• It always makes me smile when an attacking supermutant says "Stupid Lady!" to my character.
  
• To Colonal Autumn: "no seriously, [censored] you"
  
• "I'm only going to ask you this once. Give me the naughty nightware."
  
• Most of the dialog with the two nuts in Girdershade.

Don't know if anyone's mentioned it, but after taking the GOAT test, when that girl gets assigned to the maintenance department, Mr Brotch says "well at least Stanley will be pleased"

She is Stanley's granddaughter, apparently.

Girdirshade: how that guy tries to explain that he wants to get laid

"What's the difference between you and me, kid? What makes a gifted killer like yourself into a rock-hard (censored) like me? The answer is TRAINING you ignorant (Censored)! I've got a hundred years of experience on you, and don't you forget it!"

LMAO thats why Desmond is great.

Overhearing a supermutant say to another supermutant "I think I knew a woman, or maybe I was a woman".

Wandering through the presidential metro and finding two teddy bears strapped to the track. I nearly fell out of my chair.