The most funny thing you have laughed at in fallout 3? : Fallout 3

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:48 am

The most funny thing that i laughed at was wen i went in to
the Nuka-Cola plant and unlocked a room where there are
couple of skeletons and a letter telling how a robot had locked
them in for no reason and that they can't open the door so they
are going to ''play the waiting game''

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:41 am

Hearing Anthony Ling flirt with Chief Gustavo.

"Chief Gustavo, sounds like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I can help you wake up on the right side."

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:04 am

I rarely laugh at this game, unlike Fallout 2. But that's a good thing, it makes the game look more serious when there's not a joke or reference in everything someone says.

Teddy vs. Gnome wars do make me smile once a while, though.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:19 pm

The game glitched apparently, but I was just walking in the wasteland and all the bodies/sentry bots start falling from the sky. It was like everything I killed came back to haunt me.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:10 am

I was trying to select some Smirnoff vodka to drink, but accidentally hit Thorazine instead. I was like wups :sadvaultboy: While watching my dude lie on the floor paralyzed for like 30 seconds I couldn't help but lol my ass off :lol:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:21 pm

Smack talking foes! I love it when they talk it up... Like Super Mutants giving you the "Come out, come out, wherever you are." then laughing at their own joke. Or Raiders taunting you with the "Hiding from me? Just like a little b!tch." Raiders really are the best for this.. with their lunging "Eat it!" or the nervous, "Who's out there?" followed by the expletive F-bomb as you double tap them with a silenced pistol.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:17 am

Deathclaw flying... Nuff said :twirl:

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:20 am

The first time I encountered Biwwy.
"Stop tawking wike what? You'we weiwd"

The entire quest 'The Superhuman Gambit.' Where did they come up with something crazy like that?

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:54 am

Definately the Gary clone vault, seeing them run up to you with knife saying "GARY!" was hilarious.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:44 am

There have been loads of glitches that split my sides, but I can't really remember any specifics.

A lot of the sarcastic dialogue the player can select is great, too. Such as 'Oh, the raiders and I had a little fun party, and then a robot jumped out of the cake!' Okay, that's not word for word, but nonetheless it still made me chuckle.

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:53 pm

It has to be trash talking NPCs during combat. I do even remember I raided Tenpenny Tower once with a load of followers and the stuff Jericho was coming out with cracked me up bad.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:25 pm

Telling Sierra that Ronald wants to get into her pants.
"Why would a man want to wear a pair of these smelly woman's pants?"

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:43 am

Telling Sierra that Ronald wants to get into her pants.
"Why would a man want to wear a pair of these smelly woman's pants?"

Heh heh, I love that one, too.

Also.... "He said he'd butter my muffin. How nice that'd he'd do such silly little chore for me!"

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:51 am

Seducing Agatha with the Lady Killer perk was pretty funny.

Lone Wanderer: "If only you had something to help keep me safe, my little honey bee."

Agatha: "Oh my! I didn't know I still had the looks! "

I feel like such a gigolo. :laugh:

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:33 pm

Seducing Agatha with the Black Widow perk was pretty funny.

Lone Wanderer: "If only you had something to help keep me safe, my little honey bee."

Agatha: "Oh my! I didn't know I still had the looks! "

I feel like such a gigolo. :laugh:

Oh, man, I don't even wanna try it. I [censored] and complain about how I thought Lady Killer was generally useless, but I refuse to use it on Agatha.

Just feels so... wrong. And not in a bad ass way.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:34 am

One of mine:

After I finished Blood Ties for the first time I discovered that the people in Arefu would give me gifts if I asked them for help. Karen Schenzy told how to find an undiscoverd location and I got a map marker added to my Pipboy. Evan King offered me his emergency rations and I got some booze added to my inventory. Brailee Ewers, the crazy catalogue lady, told me I could have one of her old fashioned chocolate chip cookies and I got a TinCan added to my inventory. :lol:

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:15 am

lol yeah, my first time I was expecting an actual cookie.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:02 am

Those tin cans can be quite useful. I'd say make her a present out of it: put some abraxo cleaner, turpentine, and a little Nuka Cola Quantum in the can (to give it a little kick) and then give it back to her. If she won't take it, just slip it in her pocket when she's not looking. I'll really brighten her day.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:56 am

Definately the Gary clone vault, seeing them run up to you with knife saying "GARY!" was hilarious.

my dads name is gary i was having fun killing ma real dad :lol:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:25 pm

When I do a headshot and the force flips the body like 3 times before it hits the ground.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:50 am

In the Germantown Police station there is a terminal that reviews the 911 calls, and one guy is hallucinating throughout the whole thing. I can't remember what he says, but if you go check it out, it's pretty funny.

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:57 am

Those tin cans can be quite useful. I'd say make her a present out of it: put some abraxo cleaner, turpentine, and a little Nuka Cola Quantum in the can (to give it a little kick) and then give it back to her. If she won't take it, just slip it in her pocket when she's not looking. I'll really brighten her day.

I don't think you can use NukaGrenades for a Shady Sands Shuffle, only frags. :cryvaultboy:

» Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:47 pm

I just decided today to escort a water caravan all the way to its destination. I found out the Rivet City guards get really schizophrenic. One of them died pretty early, the one that's left stops every 2 minutes to shoot at the road or off into space, "There's something right there! Can't you see it!?"

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:04 am

I cannot recall the location, but I've found a skeleton in a bathtub with a toaster. Not necessarily the funniest thing in the Wasteland, but it was amusing

» Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:53 am

During the quest where you have to find the leader of the tribals in Point Lookout i was standing on the cliff by the boat shooting at mirelurks when a friendly tribal walked to the cliff and dropped onto the ledge i was on, since she dropped in excaltly the same place as me she ended up standing on my head paying no attention to anything that was happening, then when the mirelurks were dead i dropped to the boat and she dropped right after me.