I once was backpedaling shooting fire out of my hands at a snow bear when I found out there was no more cliff edge behind me.

Bear followed.

These.

It's [censored] to walk over some skeleton bones (not ones that are killable, just scenery) and taking damage. Haven't been killed by this.

I did however, walk into a cart, had it push me back as it flipped towards me. The best part; the cart was filled with lettuce when it flipped. Madness ensued...

After successfully bringing an ancient dragon down to 20% of its health then watching in horror as it crashes into the ground skyrocketing me off of the cliff to fall some 300 or 400 meters... Really Dragon? Really?

playing on Master and had just got finishing killing a bear, 2 spiders, and 3 wolfs. So i kill them im low on health pots so im like whateva i think im close to a town/house/location and i run into this one gentleman near top of a hill...well good sirs and mam this was no gentleman because after he got finished raising 3 chickens from the dead he killed me with a spell while the zombie chickens pecked at my corpse.........my jaw on was ground screaming "R U SERIOZZZ!!"

sad but its a true story. so gotta love bethesda :tes:

I don't feel so bad now.

Same rotten Dragon trick got me too.

In a Dwemer ruin, backpeddling away from a couple of Falmer I stumbled into a flame trap I had bypassed earlier which completely drained my health.

I had been very careful up until that point (it was only my second death in around 40 hours) I felt so dumb afterwards for forgetting it was there. . .

I was going down a mountain side on Shadowmere when I came to the edge of a cliff. After a look I turned the screen to face the direction I wanted to go then pressed forward forgetting that the horse will make bit of a wide turn and ran right off the cliff.

I too have met the necropoultry master, but I lived to tell the tale.

I got impaled by a rib bone that spazzed out in a dungeon. I also got one-shotted by an arrow on full health the first time I transformed into a werewolf. Never used a wolfie for combat again.

The most "Awwww come on!" death I've had:
Fighting an Elder Dragon for the first time. I finally manage to get it down to a sliver of health (-) compared to my (-------). I ever so desperately wanted a finishing move animation on my first Elder, so when it pulled into third person view I practically fist-pumped. However, I soon realized that I was not about to swipe at it's jaw and jump onto its head. Nope. It chomped down on me like a tasty dragon slaying treat. :brokencomputer:

Edit: Another I just remember. I slew a dragon and it reared up on its hind legs in its death throes. Suddenly, a mammoth burst through it's chest like freaking Alien and charged straight at me.

I took an arrow to the knee...

And no, I'm not joking.

Used whirlwind sprint and went over a cliff edge.
A real Wile E. Coyote moment.

I whirlwind-sprinted off a mountain cause I thought it depended on aiming direction.
I was wrong.
and then I died.

Dragon attacked Solitude and I wanted to shout at him but accidentally had Beast Form equipped.
Before I fully changed the guards and villagers had already clubbed me to death

i was low on health already but i knew i had enough to win until.......i shot the stupid undead moron with my bow and the knockback which i had to pick as a perk knocked him back into one of those ropes with all the bones on it, and that made a bunch of other undead guys come to life and kill me, i should have circled around to the side and shot him but i actually said to myself. No way in hell will the game set off a trap that way i have to actually trigger it......Nope... have not felt that dumb as a gamer in awhile

this times 1,000,000. im seriously considering adding that light step perk to my followers via console but i dont know if they even use perks. ironically i removed it from my character because i like killing mobs with the traps. :celebration:

hit my head on some pot dangling from the ceiling
it spazzed out and came back at me at light speed
screw those pesky traps it's the stuff dangling from the ceiling that's really dangerous XD

I was attacking a Frost Spider. I lift my sword, but my character model freezes, unable to attack. I can't move from my position, only able to rotate my character. svck it up and wait for death. This has happened twice.

That was pretty stupid.

Upon nearing Whiterun's gate, I noticed some of the "Companions" battling a giant. I decided to help them out and accidentally smacked Farkas in the face while I was wildly waving my hammer around. Instead of the usual "don't be mad bro, my bad", I see them all rushing towards me to "thank me for my help battling that big, mean giant"! After Farkas split my belly like a woman's purse, Aela stands over my corpse and says:

"You look like you'd make a good Shield-Brother. You should join us."

And to crown it all -- Farkas: "Join us and be a companion!

Needless to say, I never spoke to them again. :rolleyes:

ya every mission i have been on with 'assigned' followers they have hit traps like they were trying to hit them especially the thieves guild quest line i won't say anymore cause i don't wanna drop spoilers ( yep so far you know some of the missions they give you friends to bring along bummer) kinda ruins immersion a tad when npc's that are supposed to be elite can't avoid a large plate in the floor especially when you avoid the by a mile.


*ya i like shooting arrows and stuff to lure monsters into traps such great fun

Fighting a Blood Dragon. Managed to kill it, ending with my health at only a few points, like 1-10. Right as it's died, a mudcrab hit me in the back.

Very low on health during a hard boss fight, I used the shout to freeze the boss so I could heal myself. Hit quick select menu, hit R1 and L1 on equilibrium instead of close wounds (right above it) and didn't notice, started casting and killed myself.

I rounded a corner and a Draugr Deathlord was hiding on the other side, and one shot me in the face with his bow.

Second time, with me expecting it, the fight was fine. But being a lvl 19 Mage with 100 health carries its risks.

Oh, I gotta give that one a try when I get full whirlwind, from the highest peak, see if I can orbit Nirn befire crash landing :rofl:

thought it would be fun to jump off the bridge at the college of winterhall because there was a nice river under it. Turns out the water was a bit shallow causing me to go splat as i hit the ground.

Level 3 second dragon fight, some nice guards come over to help, was incredibly excited that i slayed my first random dragon until the guards decided to put a blade in my back.

ya i have done the splat before also i saved before and found deeper water on my second jump