The most stupid way you've been killed? : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:12 am

Dragon attacked Solitude and I wanted to shout at him but accidentally had Beast Form equipped.
Before I fully changed the guards and villagers had already clubbed me to death

AHAHAHA....hehehe...heh.

Thinking back, I gotta say the most funniest and when I say funniest I mean terrifying death I've experienced was being chased by two sabre cats in the volcanic tundra. My magicka bar was empty and I spent ten minutes running around and trying to dodge their lunges until I ran myself into a corner and was mauled to death.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:16 am

When I was a low level I ate every alchemy ingrediant in my bag, I closed the menu only to discover that some things are not good for you. I dropped dead right in the middle of Soitude, a guard came up to my body and said "Let me geuss... some one stole your sweet roll."

(Not even kidding, that actualy happened!)

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:04 pm

Walking through a Drougr dungeon and walked over a skeleton. The skeleton torso shot up through the ceiling at light speed taking me with it.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:28 pm

There was a certain quest for a certain deity where I was launched miles over the meeting place to speak with them, as the quest is supposed to do. Then it stopped working mid conversation and I plummeted for about 30 seconds and splattered on a mountain side.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:56 pm

Walking into a crate at extremely low health. Somehow killed me since random objects seem to do damage to me.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:57 pm

Draugr deathlord fus-roh-dah'ed me into a pit of spikes, which i survived...I then spent about 2 minutes jumping up and down healing and using various potions as my health and resources slowly slipped away. Jump...spike in the butt...heal...jump...spike in the foot...heal...jump...spike in the ass...heal...jump...jump...heal...frustration....jump, jump, jump, dead....last autosave was about 15 minutes back....lol

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:11 am

Was in whiterun thought i had the shout whirlwind Sprint equipped but nope i was wrong had Call the storm shout equipped instead watch as i used it summon the massive storm to slaughter all the village which was cool till i went into and back out of the drunken huntsmen there was about 10 guards waiting for me ...... i was dead in moments....needless to say i done this in more then once in a city not paying attention to what shout i have equipped .

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:22 pm

Mostly when I go climbing up a mountain and find my way down without using a path and go..ok sure yeah I can make that jump....nope...splat.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:26 pm

Getting eaten by a dragon just before I was about to finish it off.

Setting an oil spill on fire by accident...while I was standing in it. fwwWWWWOOOSSH! *sizzle*

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:48 pm

I tried forcing a pot in a corner, he fought back and killed me.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:49 pm

1st Death = Stepped on pressure plate in Bleak Falls Barrow running away from Dragur. Watched that dang demo 3,000x and I still didn't remember it was there. Sent me flying across the room. :tongue:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:02 pm

Ahnaski, lesser Mage and stealer of all that is gold, died from a collision form a Dutch oven hanging for the ceiling, we will miss her so... Your back? Ok..,

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:54 am

fall 15 feet with full health

die instantly

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:52 pm

I finally acquired the "Summon Dremora Lord" spell.

I summon it to help me kill some necromancers.

When we're all finished, I casually turn to destroy my Conjured companion like I do every time I'm done with it.

I turn him hostile, and he immediately one shots me. Guess Dremora Lords are a little tougher than frost atronachs.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:45 pm

I was about level 3 or 4 and yes...got killed by a mudcrab...I thought "Wow, there must be some mudcrabs stronger than others"...I don't think so, but I still really don't know...I was fighting two of them, and the one hit me really hard it seems.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:42 pm

Met a bandit in the middle of a fallen tree that was suspended above a river apparently not the deep kind as i was just about to best this bandit scum an elk ran past me... Turned about and thusly shoved me off the side of the tree needless to say i actually laughed at the situation and thought i used to be an adventurer untill i took a 100 ft drop to the knee.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:44 am

I killed a chicken in riverwood to see if the towns people really would attack me. Sure enough they did.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:24 am

Helping the companions on a quest. I get locked in a cage. A second before it opens I'm disarmed. WHAT?!
I still have everything in inventory, I can also pick up new items. Can't select weapons or magic. I died.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:46 pm

Leaving an inn I went to close the door of my room,I accidently stole a vase off a dresser and gained a 2 septim bounty. I dropped the item on the ground set it back off the dresser when a guard come sprinting in weapons drawn. I yield to him which fails. He skips the common gesture of confrontation of the crime,hops in the air a bit and thrusts his weapon through my sternum and 1 shots me. I got executed in whiterun for a 2 septim bounty. True story. Made me lol for a good while.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:02 pm

Last night I seriously walked off a steep cliff while stumbling around staring at the northern lights in the night sky. :facepalm:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:44 pm

I've been killed twice for friendly fire during a dragon fight (gee, thanks, guys). And recently, my health was really low, so I boosted it up with potions and food, only to come out of the menu and get one-shotted. Perhaps the blast that killed me was already in the process of being cast and the system failed to time the events as I'd hoped...but it annoyed me to heal up with all that stuff and then get whacked a second later.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:19 pm

I took too long choosing which door to enter in Helgen's keep, and Alduin killed me. In my very first run

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:35 am

I learned i was not good at playing mages when i got killed in a battle with a mudcrab.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:19 am

I ran into a push cart. And it killed me dead.

I got one better: low health, in combat, mage hits push cart with spell, hits me, kills me dead.

I was.. humiliated to say the least. Humiliated and laughing my ass off.

Oh, and when I found out giant mudcrabs were actually STRONG. Yeesh.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:22 pm

Sliding fall. Regular fall no problem, sliding fall 3 feet will kill you. I honestly fell from a higher height earlier in the game like probably by double but the sliding fall is brutal in its death application.