The Naked Nord Challenge.

Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:53 pm

LOL, I'll wait to see the video of a this naked Nord punching out a dragon for a soul....before I attempt it.
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benjamin corsini
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:09 am

No naked nords but people in Skyrim (not ony Nords) seem to be very resistant to frost. Hide armor leaves a lot of skin exposed (not only on women as per cliché but on men too!). I've seen a lot of bandists bare chest casually walking on the roads during snow storms! I wish I could share with them some coins. What a miserable life they must be enduring! No wonder they attack anyone on sight or risk their lives robbing graves inhabited by powerful undead!
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Jonny
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:13 pm

Well, I made it almost to level four and killed several vampires and many bandits and skeletons and what not. Tee hee.
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Kellymarie Heppell
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:43 am

The adventures of Lady Fisten begin!
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Claudz
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:45 pm

The adventures of Lady Fisten begin!

I expect them to end abruptly. Brutally. And with a ragdoll effect the likes of which have never been spotted on this geographically lopsided location of Mundus.
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hannah sillery
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:32 am

The adventures of Lady Fisten begin!

:biggrin: That name = Gold.
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xemmybx
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:27 pm

I accept your challenge sir! ill get back when i die!
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Jessica Raven
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:43 am

I expect them to end abruptly. Brutally. And with a ragdoll effect the likes of which have never been spotted on this geographically lopsided location of Mundus.

She's doing well! She just escaped Helgen with nothing more than the.. well I guess shirt on her back doesn't apply here

Those first two wolves you meet? Yeah they howled and ran the OTHER way. That's how scary Lady Fisten is. .
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Stu Clarke
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:22 am

Not sure this is possible at the higher levels, but good luck! y'all
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kevin ball
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:30 am

Here lies Lady Fisten. She killed a wolf and dreamed big. A wolf wasn't so tough, surely a dragon wouldn't be much harder. Sadly, she bravely took on two bandits at once and was butchered by a large man with a large axe.

Level 2, master difficulty, no follower. Naked.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:43 am

Feeling cocky after having survived Bleak Falls Barrow and returning the Golden Claw to it's rightful owners, Death-Meat returns to claim the Dragonstone. Fist clenched and healing spell in hand, he once again enters the crypt. Avoiding the few Draugr who survived his recent rampage, he makes his way to the word wall, and a climactic battle ensues! Fist against steel, Dragon Shout against restoration magic, the Draugr Overlord does not surrender to fatigue or the lightning quick blows Death-Meat continues to inflict upon him. The fight goes on for hours. However, it is Death-Meat who breaks this stalemate by, in his overconfidence, getting too close to his adversary, who quickly runs his ancient Nord blade through Death-Meat's naked body, thus ending his journey.

Reached level 5 on master.
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emma sweeney
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:11 pm

My lvl 25 Nord is not far off naked anyway, he just runs about in ragged trousers and boots, with no resists, although he does have the option to turn furry when needed :tongue:
Good luck on your naked Nords. It will be challenging ;)
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:54 am

Well, I made it almost to level four and killed several vampires and many bandits and skeletons and what not. Tee hee.


Calender, have you died yet? If not, congrats! Continue on!

Also, I'm updating the rules some, making it...ever so SLIGHTLY easier, by adding some bonuses as you level up. Check back in a few minutes.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:49 am

Name: Big Harry
Difficulty: Master
Level: 1
The Naked Death: I set out from Whiterun into the tundra. I go to a spring and kill two mudcrabs with my bear hands, then tear off their chitin and head for a dragon lair. You may be surprised, but the dragon bested me; the weakling wouldn't even face me in open combat. I'm not fire resistant.
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Kahli St Dennis
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:57 pm

I just updated the rules, be sure to check them out before you start!
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Claire
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:55 pm

Wow this gave me a good laugh, good luck to those insane enough to do this.
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Lou
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:05 am

Oh man, time to try this. I'm going to post some updates every so often about my progress. :)
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Stace
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:45 pm

I play a naked Argonian a lot.

With mods. I love me some lizard pingas.
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Paul Rice
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:21 pm

Oh man, time to try this. I'm going to post some updates every so often about my progress. :)


Yes, please do! The fact that this is so pathetically hard makes it great fun.
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Mike Plumley
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:17 pm

There is a major flaw in your gameplay.

You aren't frost resistant because Bethesda didn't test out there patch. No resistance work.
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Alada Vaginah
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:35 pm

Oh I'm so gonna give this a try on my next playthrough.
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Red Bevinz
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:43 pm

There is a major flaw in your gameplay.

You aren't frost resistant because Bethesda didn't test out there patch. No resistance work.


1. ...This is not relevant to the thread.

2. I'm actually using SKSE, so it works for me. Plus, a lot of people here are still using 1.1. :)
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natalie mccormick
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:43 am

Oh I'm so gonna give this a try on my next playthrough.


Sweet! Keep us posted here when you do. :D
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Eibe Novy
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:48 am

This is basically Techno-Viking then?
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stevie trent
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:00 pm

This is basically Techno-Viking then?


HA, no. It's actually a throwback to Morrowind, where you stumble upon a random Nord, deprived of his clothes and axe.
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