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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:47 pm

Should be interesting at parties.

Now where's my XXX-rated Kinect game already? <_<

A kinect game would be even more unbearable as it would have to consist of you actually doing whatever deed they wish you to do rather than hitting a controller. Somehow I doubt A Guide To Coitus :The Game is coming soon.

I've already lost all faith in humanity and I don't want to have to despise humans as well.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:44 am

Lmao I still can't quite believe it's real. I await the news story of a parent who walks in on two twelve year olds bent over and spanking each other. :lol:
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:56 am

Will be playing this game naked.
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:01 pm

:o! With sixy goings on like that, I doubt there will ever be a finished game!
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Guy Pearce
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:38 am

Finally a game for those people who need a quick and effective way to alienate themselves from all human contact! Need to get rid of those pesky friends of yours? Just invite them and their significant others over for a few hours of We Dare!

This is really the best way to describe it lol
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:07 am

._.
wut?
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aisha jamil
 
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:47 pm

I don't even..... i mean....wut??
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:34 am

There are cheaper ways to play those kind of games. It's games written on special cards sold in special stores. Who needs the Wii to achieve this? :D

Kissing a Wii mote on which dirty hands and butts have touched, how... interesting. :P
The things you can do with the Nunchuck too, if included...

Are there Achievements? Unlockable mini-games? Vibration option?
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:29 am

Okay... now that's... different. This is a game I never thought I'd see, but now I find myself wondering if I really should be so surprised? I mean, once motion control became popular it was only a matter of time before someone got the idea to use it this way.

I wonder what the controversy for this game will be like, though. I also have to wonder how much they paid the people in the trailer to humiliate themselves in such a fashion on camera.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:50 am

I don't see it catching on to lonely gamers like us, but I fear this marks the change of games from sensible games for sensible gamers to games for sports and six addled maniacs (I believe that Americans call them "jocks) who don't care for proper RPGs or even FPSs bringing an end to the FPS reign of the last few years. Unfortunately this means that FPS players will now be considered as serious gamers.

"Now is the winter of our discontent turned glorious summer by this son of yore"

The winter being the future of Video games while the son of yore represents Besthesda, SE etc.


lolwut
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:56 am

I'd like to, once again say "now i've seen everything", but i'm worried that the next poster will prove me wrong. Again.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:26 am

Whoever came up with the idea for this game, that trailer, and trying to encourage groups playing video games together.. I applaud to you, sick [censored].
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:58 am

More information about the game.... if you're not cringing already.
http://www.ubi.com/UK/Games/Info.aspx?pId=9414
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:31 am

Video blocked in my country.
My hearth is clean, swept, and in excellent condition. I don't a belt made of Bibles, and if I did, it would be too heavy to wear.
I've seen some pretty sick stuff, so now my curiostity is piqued.

That's not like any of the other swingers parties that I've been to...

What goes on at the parties stays at the parties!!!
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:05 am

Enjoy the unique game play designed for the use of the Wii-mote or the Move controller exclusively made for We Dare. And there’s more! You can also use your Wii Balance Board for additional game play based on pure mass... are you the lightest one in the group? Perhaps shedding some clothes will even the playing field... it’ll definitely make the party more interesting!
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:58 pm

The worst thing about it is the fact that it is rated 12+, just because the on screen images aren't violent or explicit, however what you do to create them is another matter. This highlights the flaws in the current rating system. It says that implicit images in game is worse than underage sixual experimentation.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:07 am

Can anyone think of the sort of person who would buy this, fully aware of what it was?
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:53 pm

I saw this yesterday, and its an abomination.

The worst thing about it is the fact that it is rated 12+, just because the on screen images aren't violent or explicit, however what you do to create them is another matter. This highlights the flaws in the current rating system. It says that implicit images in game is worse than underage sixual experimentation.

Yeah, remember the ME controvery "OMG 2 seconds of ass and sideboob noooooooooo" yet a game with stripping and spanking is fine...
And peoplewonder why society is [censored] up.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:53 am

You guys know.. that the video game industry needs this game, this kind of innovation.. this will turn over more people to the video game side.. you guys really can't appreciate this game?

What goes on at the parties stays at the parties!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oC9Y6JiArI
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:07 am

Does it have single player?
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:54 am

I can't wait for someone to buy this game for their kids. It's going to be a hilarious controversy if and when it happens.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:52 am

I can't wait for someone to buy this game for their kids. It's going to be a hilarious controversy if and when it happens.


I never thought about this hahaha. Indeed it will be hilarious
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:19 am

I never thought about this hahaha. Indeed it will be hilarious


Which is why I'll get it before that happens! Time for some sixy parties with the college chicks down the road!
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:55 am

Cant see the family playing this on xmas day...

golf, fine.

smacking my moms ass, not fine.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:40 am

...

Huh.

Just another thing to add to my list of reasons to not buy a Wii.
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