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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:27 am

WARNING AND DISCLAIMER:
This trailer is rated PEGI 12 and should therefore not be watched by: Children 12 or under / people at work / people who live in the bible belt / those with a hearth condition / people who are still children inside / those who have children and|or have a jealous significant other / those who are currently operating heavy machinery / those who play Nintendo games since they were kids / those who still have faith in humanity / those who have not yet reached puberty. Please consult a doctor if disturbing feeling after watching the trailer lasts more then 4 hours.


So without further adoo, the trailer for the newest minigame compilation video game for the Wii and PS3 by Ubisoft, the maker of the Raving Rabbids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY



Gives you some time for the trailer to sink in and the idea of playing this game with your parents / grand-parents sink in.... :sick: :rofl:


What is this I dont even.......

I want to hear your opinion about this, is it the next step in motion control games, or a nightmare that has forever ruined your childhood? Personaly, I dont think my ex-girlfriend would have wanted to play this kind of game (and we used to play Mario-party together)...... especially not with other couples.

And I DO NOT want to know about the single player!!! :ohmy: :ermm:

But I cant wait to see the Zero Punctuation review by Yathzee. It might just be the funniest thing ever.
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:25 am

Lolwut.
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Angela
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:48 am

Lol I like how they dressed the actors like mature, professional looking advlts, winding down with friends after a dinner party. :P
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Dewayne Quattlebaum
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:58 am

Wow I'm surprised that is for the Wii since you know the Wii kinda being a family console and all :rofl:
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Rhysa Hughes
 
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:50 pm

Honestly, it's a Wii.....demographics of ages bewteen 6 and 15, and 65 up. So, close your eyes and imagine a room full of people hooked to? oxygen tanks doing this on pudding night.


Oh, YouTube comments.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:04 am

Lol I like how they dressed the actors like mature, professional looking advlts, winding down with friends after a dinner party. :P


I wish I had this at 14 hosting parties. Think about the girls I could have gotten!
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:00 am

Why http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4390/logic.png
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m Gardner
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:16 am

I don't see it catching on to lonely gamers like us, but I fear this marks the change of games from sensible games for sensible gamers to games for sports and six addled maniacs (I believe that Americans call them "jocks) who don't care for proper RPGs or even FPSs bringing an end to the FPS reign of the last few years. Unfortunately this means that FPS players will now be considered as serious gamers.

"Now is the winter of our discontent turned glorious summer by this sun of york"

The winter being the future of Video games while the son of yore represents Besthesda, SE etc.
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Alexis Acevedo
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:10 am

lolwut indeed,
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luke trodden
 
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:42 pm

*sigh* Well if I suddenly die off I'm pleasantly surprised to now know I won't be missing anything at all.
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Pants
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:12 am

If it has online multiplayer chatroulette just got an upgrade.
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alicia hillier
 
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:39 pm

wat
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Angel Torres
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:55 am

Lolwut.


This is the only thing that came to my mind when I saw it too.
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Harry Hearing
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:44 am

I think Ubisoft are having a little joke.

Pause the vid at 0:52, oh how I wish I were the one doing the spanking :hubbahubba:
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:05 pm

I think Ubisoft are having a little joke.

Pause the vid at 0:52, oh how I wish I were the one doing the spanking :hubbahubba:


Oh believe me, it is real. :banghead: http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/505/?searchString=we+dare

PS: Click on the codes at the end of the video for "extra" game youtube videos.

Warning: those might hurt your soul even more and may require eye-bleach after watching it. (Watch at your own risk to your sanity).
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:15 am

This....is the GREATEST thing ever. It's completely ridiculous and completely stupid, but seriously, wow....
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:53 am

Wow. Simply, wow. I don't know how many things are wrong with this. Marketing, making Dare a video game... Wow.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:39 am

How can the ad agency that made this still be in business? I have never felt worse for a group of no-name commercial actors in my life.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:33 am

Finally a game for those people who need a quick and effective way to alienate themselves from all human contact! Need to get rid of those pesky friends of yours? Just invite them and their significant others over for a few hours of We Dare!
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:50 am

I don't get why putting the wii in your ass and having someone spank it is required for playing that part of the game. :mellow:
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Talitha Kukk
 
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:50 am

I think we are all forgetting that the next morning poor little six-year-old suzy is going to wake up and play Cooking Mama with those same remotes....
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:14 am

I don't get why putting the wii in your ass and having someone spank it is required for playing that part of the game. :mellow:


:rofl:

I know you meant Wiimote but the image that came to mind... oh man.
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:38 am

That's not like any of the other swingers parties that I've been to...
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Post » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:03 am

Oh believe me, it is real. :banghead: http://www.pegi.info/en/index/global_id/505/?searchString=we+dare


Oh. My. God.
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Post » Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:26 pm

Should be interesting at parties.

Now where's my XXX-rated Kinect game already? <_<
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