What are you fools talking about? Nords have beards, everyone knows that. No beard, no Nord. That holds for the women, children, and dragons too. No, the Skyrim mascot is clearly a Breton

Edit: And I'll be playing a Dunmer Dovakhiin for the same reason I played an Argonian Nerevarine-- to piss off the locals

Oh yeah, I saved your ass. What, you wanna say something? That's what I thought