Morchai, as was stipulated within the Grand Hipster Conclave of 2014 this information was not to be released to the public. Although you have paid your monthly dues to date we, of the Grand Hipsters Who Shall Not Be Named Due to Hoodies or Lack Thereof, shall not tolerate your sharing our modus operandi to the drooling masses. We would like to reiterate the clauses that you feigned to sign in your own blood as a Grand Hipster, because shedding ones own blood might hurt, that YOU would:
A: Not share our secrets to the drooling masses. ( You get extra points for referring to them as such so that is a wash. )
B. Allow our sacred ability to constantly demonstrate our superiority to be tarnished with the obvious fact we hate what we once loved.
C. Acknowledge that all previous and future tenants would, could, and should be applied solely upon an emotional bias and/or basis.
D. Never, ever....ever ever ever....name outright or even refer to a random person as a fellow Hipster.
While we certainly anticipate your attempts at an equitable arbitration in this matter; I regret to inform you that Cloves are expensive and nothing but your continued payment of membership dues owed to us, the Grand Hipsters Who Shall not Be Named Due to Hoodies or Lack Thereof, shall be paid according to whatever schedule you might feel is appropriate. Consider this a very harsh warning, Morchai. Please reduce your insults to obvious facts and/or verifiable emotions until further notice.
Signed on this day of our Non-existent Lord,
12/6/2015
We wish you condemnation as well as a partial recovery and hope to hear from you soon.