The Orc Thread : IV - Oblivion

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:25 pm

@Zakarius: Thanks. I think.

Or does the thought disgust you?

If it helps, imagine Orc women singing the same song...

@Zen: Hooo, yus. Nice gauntlets, they are. I tend to prefer bracers, but when I do use gauntlets.

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:19 am

I think its funny in a highly disturbing way.

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:52 am

Nothing disturbing about a little healthy Orcish bisixuality.

Now, if I wrote about them gutting the babies and eating them, then, you should be disturbed.

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:27 am

''Dogs are an Orc's Best friend. Good companions, good fighters, good eats.''

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:09 am

They're green, and good with a variety of weapons.

They're also feared and misunderstood by many.

Which leads me to make http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQ0wjTTrBE

» Tue May 17, 2011 6:02 am

They're green, and good with a variety of weapons.

They're also feared and misunderstood by many.

Which leads me to make http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQ0wjTTrBE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOAIS1RIKg&feature=related

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:08 am

ORCS ARE NOT NINJA TURTLES!

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:52 am

Absolutely not. That has to wait for Skyrim, and dual-wielding shields. :turtle:

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:58 am

I need to do more reading, but I was thinking of Making an Orc disciple of Malacath. If I decide it isnt feasable, than an Orc Paladin type. Sure he is Imperialized, but he is still a bloodthirsty scourge upon his enemies.

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:29 pm

I need to do more reading, but I was thinking of Making an Orc disciple of Malacath. If I decide it isnt feasable, than an Orc Paladin type. Sure he is Imperialized, but he is still a bloodthirsty scourge upon his enemies.

You can totally make a Malacath worshipper. Mine is.

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:48 am

Has anyone any explanation as to why Orc Vampires, definitely one of the most badassiest enemies in the game, always have destruction spells? An Orc Patriarch or Matriarch is one of the few things you really have to fear, and their spells hurt, all for that, just wondered.

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:01 am

Has anyone any explanation as to why Orc Vampires, definitely one of the most badassiest enemies in the game, always have destruction spells? An Orc Patriarch or Matriarch is one of the few things you really have to fear, and their spells hurt, all for that, just wondered.

The orc vampires can be encountered as pure warriors and crusaders(which use restoration and destruction). The Matriac/Patriac are boss-lvl versions of the crusader.
I think they are some of the coolest enemies in-game

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:10 am

Yeah my Orc has Stage 1 Vampirism. I forgot to cure the polyphoric hemophillia I contracted.

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:59 am

If an Orc makes babies with a one of the man races... what would the result be?

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:52 pm

If an Orc makes babies with a one of the man races... what would the result be?

Babies get their race from their mother. There is a lore book about it.

» Tue May 17, 2011 6:13 am

If an Orc makes babies with a one of the man races... what would the result be?

Is the Orc male or female?

If it's female, it will be a little Orc baby with very slight human traits. If the Orc is male and the human is female the child will be Human with very slight Orc traits.

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:26 pm

And if the mother is a woodelf the baby,when grown up will walk around calling itself an annoying creature. :whistling:

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:13 pm

Is the Orc male or female?

If it's female, it will be a little Orc baby with very slight human traits. If the Orc is male and the human is female the child will be Human with very slight Orc traits.

The arena grand champion is half-orc and half-imperial. I think the orc-side will be dominant.

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:20 am

The arena grand champion is half-orc and half-imperial. I think the orc-side will be dominant.

Man, I wonder what made the Imperial dad want to sleep with an Orc woman... :S

EDIT: obligatory smiley to indicate that I'm not being serious or racist, and I'm just messing around.

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:10 am

Man, I wonder what made the Imperial dad want to sleep with an Orc woman... :S

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MxvjilNC5_s/THGAh0smVjI/AAAAAAAAAbw/CerpxeU5eWA/s1600/orc_chicks.jpg

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:25 am

Man, I wonder what made the Imperial dad want to sleep with an Orc woman... :S

EDIT: obligatory smiley to indicate that I'm not being serious or racist, and I'm just messing around.

It must have been a wild night at the Two Sisters Lodge.