» Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:43 pm Finished possibly ?
I finally managed to get one of the weapons only the guards are allowed to carry and I used it in a brutal skull crushing slaughter of my nemesis, right in front of the guards themselves. After many dumbfounded looks I was eventually arrested and taken to a cell where to my luck I found a lock-pick in the dirt. I just barely managed to get the door open before the pick broke I'll leave when the guard is turned. [censored] he saw me and alerted the others I must hurry out of here! They were coming out of the stone like ants or spiders or some other nasty pest . I couldn't believe it. The nines must want me to survive I've dodged every arrow and blow and ran around Windhelm twice. I wish I had gone into the city and plotted my escape before doing my deed.
I am so lost and there are guards everywhere.. it feels like they know where I am at all times even when no one is around. Heart pounding and tail twitching my eyes are searching for a way to escape. Is that the exit ? No. it's just some inn. Just my luck five guards are in here there must be an escape at the top . I can't believe I got past them but damn, there is no way out but back down. There's bound to be more guards now . Ahahaha! Where does the Jarl get these guy? They are slower than snails and their aim is similar to that of a newborn. I made it out alive. Hey, there is the dead body of ...what's his face?... I thought I was in that cell for longer how long ago did I kill him? It feels like a day at least. There are no guards out here yet. I wonder if he has any coins. To my surprise, he does! This should be enough to get me a hot meal if I can find an inn or something. Oh [censored] nearly got gutted as I was rummaging this ones belongings. Luckily I jumped to the water in time. I'll stay below the surface for now. Maybe they would lose me and my lucky streak will persist. I gave away to my clothing and floated to the top of the river bank. As I aerated I noticed something. Is that an abandoned shed I see? It looks like a place I could take shelter in for the night. I'll just check the perimeter. [censored] a Bear cat was preparing its hind legs to pounce. I wonder if punching it will scare it off it doesn't look that tough. Agh! My sides.. it got me. I'm done for My only hope was trying to run. Argh! -grunts- -END-
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I finally managed to get one of the weapons only the guards are allowed to carry and I used it in a brutal skull crushing slaughter of my nemesis, right in front of the guards them selves. After much dumbfounded looks I was eventually arrested and taken to a cell where to my luck I found a lockpick in the dirt. I just barely managed to get the door open before the pick broke I'll leave when the guard is turned. [censored] he saw me and alerted the others I must hurry out of here they are coming out of the stone like ants or spiders or some other nasty pest . I can't believe it the nines must want me to survive I've dodged every arrow and blow and ran around Windhelm twice I wish I had gone into the city and plotted my escape before doing my deed . I am soo lost and there is guards everywhere and it feels like they know where I am at all times even when no one is around my heart is pounding and my tail twitching. Is that the exit ? No its just some inn and just my luck 5 guards are in here there must be an escape at the top . I can't believe I got past them but damn there is no way out but back down and theirs bound to be more guards now . AHhahaha where does the Jarl get these guy they are as slow as snails and their aim is worse than that of a newborn I made it out alive. Hey there is the dead body of what's his face I thought I was in that cell for longer how long ago did I kill him it feels like a day at least . There is no guards out here yet I wonder if he has any coin YES he does ! This should be enough to get me a hot meal if I can find an inn or something. OH [censored] nearly got gutted as I was rummaging this ones belongings luckily I jumped to the water in time ill stay below the surface for now maybe they will lose me. ! Is that an abandoned shed I see that looks like a place I could take shelter in for the night I'll just sneak around the corner to make sure no one else has already come up with this plan. [censored] a Bear cat I wonder if punching it will scare it off it doesn't look that tough ARGH my sides it got me I'm done for I'm try to run . ARGH -grunts-
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I finally managed to get one of the weapons only the guards are allowed to carry and I used it in a brutal skull crushing slaughter of my nemises, right infront of the guards them selves. After much dumbfounded looks i was eventually arrested and taken to a cell where to my luck i found a lockpick in the dirt. I just barely managed to get the door open before the pick broke i'll leave when the guard is turned. [censored] he saw me and alerted the others I must hurry out of here they are coming out of the stone like ants or spiders or some other nasty pest . I can't believe it the nines must want me to survive ive dodged every arrow and blow and ran around windhelm twice I wish i had gone into the city and plotted my escape before doing my deed . I am soo lost and theres guards everywhere and it feels like they know where i am at all times even when no one is around my heart is pounding and my tail twitching. is that the exit ? no its just some inn and just my luck 5 guards are in here there must be an escape at the top . I can't believe i got past them but damn theres no way out but back down and theirs bound to be more guards now . AHhahaha where does the Jarl get these guy they are as slow as snails and their aim is worse than that of a newborn I made it out alive. Hey theres the dead body of whats his face I thought I was in that cell for longer how long ago did I kill him it feels like a day at least . Theres no guards out here yet I wonder if he has any coin YES he does ! this should be enough to get me a hot meal if i can find an inn or something. OH [censored] nearly got gutted as i was rummaging this ones belongings luckily i jumped to the water in time ill stay below the surface for now maybe they will lose me. ! is that an abandoned shed I see that looks like a place I could take shelter in for the night I'll just sneak around the corner to make sure no one else has already come up with this plan. [censored] a Bear cat I wonder if punching it will scare it off it doesnt look that tough ARGH my sides it got me im done for im try to run . ARGH -grunts-
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this is just a draft so yes its terribly written probably
but depending on how much its liked i may rework it or abandon it
