You walk into town, a guy looks frantic, hes mumbling on about his wife missing after she'd gone to look for something in a nearby cave. You can barely piece it together, but you can make out the name and location. You decide to check it out for yourself.

When you reach the cave you find a dead woman lying on top of a very large mound. But as you approach the mound it begins to rustle with movement... Quest Updated : CRAB BATTLE!!!

The large mound turns out to be a giant mud crab which you are then tasked to battle in a duel of fates!
:biggrin:

What I'm saying is I want at least one giant crab in Skyrim.

Alternate Questline.


You kill the Rambling man due to unpleasant experiences with past rambling me.


Morrowind Corprus Victims

Oblivion that whacked out Woodelf (why are only the bosmers depicted as crazy in Oblivion? I've never seen a insane argonian or Imperial or Redguard. and save for the skooma addict altmer which doesnt really count Im not sure)

Shivering ilse, period.

His Son/Daughter then give you the same quest. in a more detailed manner.

Yes and lets get back the Mud Crab merchant. I need a place to unload all of my useless trinkets :tops:

... The Rastafarian mud-crab merchant .

I'd like a quests that was similar to the movie "http://www.virginmedia.com/images/gooniest5-431x300.jpg".

Bandits, underground passage, http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/goonies_sloth.jpg, disovery of lost items, traps, puzzles, bonding with companions, then the finale "pirate ship" at the end.


http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/goonies_sloth.jpg



http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2008/08/goonies080508.jpg The Goonies nowadays
http://www.culch.ie/images/Goonies001.jpg

Another Alternate Questline...

You hear something rustling behind a bunch of trees. You reaise your sword, ready to smite the creature when it comes around...suddenly, you recognize who it is...Fargoth. You continue swinging your sword...

A giant mudcrab merchant ask you to rescue his wife.

Genius. Less corriodors of goblins and more adventure.

A giant mudcrab with stats seperate from a regular one...BEHOLD, CRABBY! :woot: