What else am I supposed to use that doesn't have to deal with politics....

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/star-wars-rancor-nom-nom-nom.jpg

I'm off to bed. DO NOT TURN THIS TO SPAM.

IF YOU DO, THE WRATH OF LLAMAS AND MODERATORS EVERYWHERE WILL COME UPON YOU.

Vum, add the Nazi's....

The angels sang out, in immaculate chorus and down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch of...
Wolverine?
Wolverine got pissed and began to attack, Optimus kicked but he missed and they both got hit by WARRIOR!
Roger ran away to go find his dad with Obi-Wan hot on his tail. Literally.

Roger reached the river and turned, he said to Obi-Wan.
"I need you to push me to the over side, friend,"
Obi-Wan lifted his arm, his palm vertical and flat. He pushed.

Roger was lifted to the other side of the river, not harmed one little bit. Until...

"ROGER WATCH OUT! RAIDERS!"
Chuck Norris jumped out of his hidey hole and proceeded to hit the Raiders with a mole. Then Wolverine came back and began to attack, but he pissed off a Mutie and got hid in the head and was never seen again. The Mutie shot and he missed, and Chuck Norris deflected it with his fist.

After a long and hard fight Roger and his crew emerged the victors. They continued their journey.

You guys are trying too hard.

Sorry Wooly, I forgot the Nazi's. They will be included in the next post.

*Ponders first line* Woo! Lemon Demon

Yep, you bet.

Oh my god. This is the greatest thing i've ever seen. You must let me partake in this amazing story of passion, lust and nazis.

Well, if you write the next paragraph sure you can.

I'll do it. With pride.

Okay so right now Roger and the gang are venturing onwards, searching for Roger's dad right?

Edit: Sorry for the double post.

Why yes, yes they are.

Can I RP as Gary, the Magical Homosixual (Nazi) Rainbow Llama?

This is an rp now?

:hubbahubba:

No, this is a FF.

I know, I'm just messing around.

Okay i'm working on the next post write now, but I need you to clarify who all is with Roger right now.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Optimus Prime, NightCrawler and Chuck Norris. Oh and, don't forget.

Roger trotted along, following the trail of dismembered baby legs that seemed to go on for miles.

"I'm tiiirreeddd." Roger groaned, as his legs began to wobble.

"We must keep moving roger, we have no choice." Obi said, with a glimmer of determination shimmering in his eyes.

"But i'm tiiirrreeedd!" Roger complained once more.

"Roger, shut-" Obi was interrupted by the sound of the very earth shaking beneath them. But before they could react, a swarm of platypuses emerged from behind the hills, the shear density of the horde could block out the sun. So they did. There they were, standing in the shadow of an enormous horde of platypuses, or platypi, how ever you say it. But then they got ninja outfits. But the platypuses didn't care, because they were androids, from Denmark!

"Roger, we have to get out of here!" Obi cried, his voice muffled by the thick ninja suit covering his mouth.

"What?" Roger asked, not understanding Obi.

"I said, we need to go, now!" Obi shouted.

Roger's eyes widened, and he gazed into Obi's eyes. He gazed into his eyes, with a gaze that could peer into one's very soul. It was then that he knew, he might never see Rob Schneider again.

"What?"

Before Obi could reply the swarm of pissed off monotremes swooped in, and grabbed a hold of the gang, taking them away to their secret lair... in Australia!

DUN DUN DUNNNN!11!!1!

Awesome.

:rofl:

like everyone is saying EPIC FAIL :facepalm:

Go away. Now.