But that's what makes it so...


E P I C!


Edit: I won't be able to sleep now, so i'm staying up to see where we can take this story. But we'll need...

Passion, Courage, and HOT PANTS!

Nice call.

Remember that.

PASSION

COURAGE

AND...

HOT PANTS

Roger woke up and looked around. He was being barbecued by platypus'!
"CHUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!" Screamed Roger as a platypus turned up the heat.
Chuck Norris came out of nowhere lighting fast and he kicked them damn platypi in their Aussie asses.
"Yeeha!" He yelled and crushed all of their tails in between his guns.
He picked up Roger and Obi-Wan and they teleported back to the Capital Wasteland.

They proceeded to follow the trail of baby legs but NO! Gandalf the Grey just HAD to come and ruin the fun!
He stabbed Obi-Wan with his index finger, kicked Chuck Norris in the crotch and booted Roger all the way to GNR studios! Where his dad was waiting!

"Daddy!"Roger cried in joy as he rushed forward.
"Roger!" Cried his dad as he rushed forward.
They jumped, and collided in the air. Then they both got hit by a Care Bare stare and turned pink!

"Oh no!" Yelled Roger.
"Oh no!" Yelled his dad.
"Oooooh yeesss..." Said the Care Bare evilly.

I can see the magical red lock flying in this direction. Imo, this should of stayed on MSN and NEVER, NEVER left the confines of the conversation window.














NEVER!!!1!!11one!1!1!

I have been trying to think of a closing post for this Spam Fiction, but on this occasion words fail me. :rolleyes: