» Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:12 am PASSION, COURAGE, AND HOT PANTS!
-Vum
Deep in the Capital Wasteland, a new mutation is born...
A RAINBOW LLAMA!!! *rave music*
One day, the Rainbow Llama set out on a perilous quest to find it's father, who had travelled far and wide to...GNR Studios. *Fail music*
First, the Llama (who's name is Roger) had to escape from Vault 101. With security chasing him down the dark corridors and RadRoaches lurking around every corner, it was a hard task...Luckily he had help from his girlfiend, Emily the Loserllama with no friends.
-Wooly
Roger made his way into the deep valley, into the once, Michael Jackson advertised land of D.C.
Would he meet his demise? Would he fail?
There it came...
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Super mutant Llamas approached....
Roger drew his cold weapon, pure evil among his face...as a figure came from the shadows...drawing a light saber....
"Master, I have a bad feeling about this...."
Obi-wan stepped out into the clash, between super-mutant lamas, and a color Michael Jackson Llama.
"Take this, vader!"
Several limbs exploded with bleached blood, and eventually, mutant llamas lay dead, all across the wasteland...
It looked like Roger had picked up his first party member, Obi-wan.
It wasn't the last of them though, as the wind chilled into the air...
The X-Men!!!
As the X-men arrived, it became cleared that they were allies. As another figure, Optimus Prime by name, leaped onto the dirt from the cliff above, they had one mission:
To defeat Michael Jackson and Megatron, along with Magneto...
The crew of 3, along with Wolverine and Night Crawler, made their way across the empty plain...
A world ruled by dismay...Michael Jackson flashing light signs and billboards everywhere...
It would be the battle between heroes, villains....and last but not least.
Spoiler
Warrior....The Dragon
The angels sang out, in immaculate chorus and down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris. Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch of...
Wolverine?
Wolverine got pissed and began to attack, Optimus kicked but he missed and they both got hit by
Spoiler
THE DRAGON WARRIOR!
Roger ran away to go find his dad with Obi-Wan hot on his tail. Literally.
Roger reached the river and turned, he said to Obi-Wan.
"I need you to push me to the over side, friend,"
Obi-Wan lifted his arm, his palm vertical and flat. He pushed.
Roger was lifted to the other side of the river, not harmed one little bit. Until...
"ROGER WATCH OUT! RAIDERS!"
Chuck Norris jumped out of his hidey hole and proceeded to hit the Raiders with a mole. Then Wolverine came back and began to attack, but he pissed off a Mutie and got hid in the head and was never seen again. The Mutie shot and he missed, and Chuck Norris deflected it with his fist.
After a long and hard fight Roger and his crew emerged the victors. They continued their journey.
-The Last Best Hope of Humanity
Roger trotted along, following the trail of dismembered baby legs that seemed to go on for miles.
"I'm tiiirreeddd." Roger groaned, as his legs began to wobble.
"We must keep moving roger, we have no choice." Obi said, with a glimmer of determination shimmering in his eyes.
"But i'm tiiirrreeedd!" Roger complained once more
"Roger, shut-" Obi was interrupted by the sound of the very earth shaking beneath them. But before they could react, a swarm of platypuses emerged from behind the hills, the shear density of the horde could block out the sun. So they did. So there they were, standing in the shadow of an enormous horde platypuses, or platypi, how ever you say it. But then they got ninja outfits. But the platypuses didn't care, because they were androids, from Denmark!
"Roger, we have to get out of here!" Obi cried, his voice muffled by the thick ninja suit covering his mouth.
"What?" Roger asked, not understanding Obi.
"I said, we need to go, now!" Obi shouted.
Roger's eyes widened, and he gazed into Obi's eyes. He gazed into his eyes, with a gaze that could peer into one's very soul. It was then that he knew, he might never see Rob Schneider again.
"What?"
Before Obi could reply the swarm of pissed off monotremes swooped in, and grabbed a hold of the gang, taking them away to their secret lair... in Australia!
DUN DUN DUNNNN!11!!1!
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Roger woke up and looked around. He was being barbecued by platypus'!
"CHUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!" Screamed Roger as a platypus turned up the heat.
Chuck Norris came out of nowhere lighting fast and he kicked them damn platypi in their Aussie asses.
"Yeeha!" He yelled and crushed all of their tails in between his guns.
He picked up Roger and Obi-Wan and they teleported back to the Capital Wasteland.
They proceeded to follow the trail of baby legs but NO! Gandalf the Grey just HAD to come and ruin the fun!
He stabbed Obi-Wan with his index finger, kicked Chuck Norris in the crotch and booted Roger all the way to GNR studios! Where his dad was waiting!
"Daddy!"Roger cried in joy as he rushed forward.
"Roger!" Cried his dad as he rushed forward.
They jumped, and collided in the air. Then they both got hit by a Care Bare stare and turned pink!
"Oh no!" Yelled Roger.
"Oh no!" Yelled his dad.
"Oooooh yeesss..." Said the Care Bare evilly.
