The Republic of Hahd

Post » Mon May 07, 2012 9:02 pm

The Republic of Hahd

Hahd is ostensibly an underwater country below the tip of what was once the Dellesian peninsula. Its government is not recognized by any under Imperial authority. As its people, also called Hahd, have made no trouble whatsoever for anyone in history (save once), this same government has never been contested, either. That Hahd is documented here at all is because of the singular time the Republic had an effect on Tamrielic affairs (which also marks the first time any of the known peoples had heard of it), and by some kind and enabling words of a mapmaker.

In the early third era, the Altmeri Keepers of the Orrery of Firsthold suddenly paid tariffs to the Empire on behalf of the Republic of Hahd for "submersible exports of mnemolichite to the Emirates of Nahd". While the Septim Regime was glad to receive the not un-trivial amount of the tariff expense, it did demand to know three things: one, what and where was Hahd, two, what exactly was mnemolichite, and three, what and where was Nahd.

When the Altmer had no answers to any of this, the Ruby Throne grew suspicious and mustered its Armada to make sail. An offended Alinor responded by withdrawing all of its sunbirds from the Pyadonean line to meet the Empire. Just before emissaries from both sides of the imminent battle were about to give up disentangling the mounting myriad of accusations, a book from Hahd arrived by an undisclosed courier to "explain everything whereby these hostilities may cease."

This book was studied by a joint committee of Altmeri and Cyrodilic officials and watched over by an impartial Psijiic of the recently-returned Artaeum. It described the Republic in little detail, only enough to give its supposed location far below the waters of Dellesia. The committee agreed that such a habitat as depicted in the book was impossible (for one, the Hahd described themselves as air-breathers that never needed to break the surface of the sea). This unlikelihood was eventually cemented as an outright falsehood by civilized dreughs living near that region. They had never heard of the Republic of Hahd, and no intellectual of Tamriel ever argued with the cepholomer at that time.

On the separate cases of the Emirates of Nahd and the mineral called mnemolichite, the Republic's explanations for both were the same: they were figments of imagination, a kingdom and a treasure made popular in the Republic by their recurrence in its many fables, underwater campfire stories, and stageplays.

"We are not a very creative folk," the Hahd admitted, "But we always enjoy hearing about the fantastical heroes of sandy Nahd and the wondrous powers of mnemolichite because of the delight that their impossibilities bring to our hearts."

Obviously, what the book failed to properly explain was the impetus for the payment of Firsthold tariffs in the first place. After a fifty-year study of the book and its Republic, the committee went back to anolyzing the only thing that might shed light on this matter: the financial logs of Firsthold and those payments sent from the Orrery Keepers to the Imperial Treasury. By this time, however, both the pertinent parties-- the Altmeri paymaster and the Cyrodilic Clerk of Tithes Submersible-- had long since been replaced, leaving only their records of the by-now bewildering transactions behind. Another fifty-year investigation of these materials ensued. In the end, unraveling anything more about the Republic of Hahd and its mysterious manipulation of Firsthold was deemed futile by both Cyrodiil and Summerset; the surviving members of the joint committee were finally dismissed and sent home in 3E230.

That same year, the Isle of Artaeum disappeared again. Reluctant rescue operations in and about the Blue Divide discovered no survivors of this new version of the phenomenon and no signs of misdeed mundane or magical; all agreed that the Psijics were up to their own tricks again, and the advent of the Mages Guild made this an unworthy endeavor to pursue further. A few days later, however, sailors aboard the NWN frigate Colleen, on its way back to the Iliac to put down more Haymonic insurgency, discovered a book in its dragging nets. It was entitled, "The Dervish of Dellesia and the Mnemolichite Maid." Quite by chance, the captain of the Colleen, Davidius Eel, was a great-nephew of one of the members of the joint committee that had obsessed over the Republic of Hahd for a hundred years.

Captain Eel began to read the manuscript immediately, if only out of a blood-guilt to restore the unsatisfied honor of his ancestor. He was only a few paragraphs in when he realized, to his astonishment, the book's true nature. It was not, as its title might suggest, a fable about Nahd from the denizens of Hahd, but rather a fable about Hahd from some unknown writer of Nahd. The eponymous dervish was some kind of "air-breathing sea-soldier, formerly of the Republican Guard", who was either protecting or wooing "that maiden to first hold the star-minerals of heaven". Perhaps most troubling was the author ("a humble Nahd of Nahd") and his nearly rote-written preface, which clearly, if uncreatively, indicated that the book was part of a large series or maybe even a shared universe, whose twin anchor points were always the same: an obsession with Hahd and the "powers" of mnemolichite. The latter was never adequately explained in the manuscript, nor has it ever been.

It is the belief of this Survey Agent that any description of the true nature of mnemolichite was as unneeded for the story's intended audience as an explanation of the sun's true nature would be for a citizen of Tamriel. It was also the belief of this Survey Agent that the regions of Hahd and Nahd not be written of here at all, since no real answers of their disparate (?) peoples, lands, or cultural make will likely surface, and that that futility is not befitting of our society. It is to my great friend and colleague, Senior Cartographer Rinmaut, that I dedicate this lengthy passage to him and his words of convincing, "Those places that cannot be mapped, they should never cry avast to our pens to stop and try."
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:56 am

One of my favorites.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:02 am

It has that deliciously frustrating quality of a mystery we know we'll never unravel.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:52 pm

Again, fun stuff, and thanks for a second submission!

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These last two submissions sound like oddball satire in a way. Sort of like Hitchhiker's Guide but more grounded (or submerged). You're really making me miss the ocean.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 2:13 pm

Awesome. I thought that Hahd might be good DLC material, but then I told myself this might be just another piece of obscure lore. That would be a shame. This republic must be a weird exotic place.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 4:27 am

Any precedent to the Dreugh being called Cephelomer? Maybe they're not kalpic leftovers after all.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:43 pm

These submissions never fail to fill my mind with wonder and creativity. It's always inspirational.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 6:19 pm

I think this is my favorite of this massive [lore] dump you took on this forum.

Any precedent to the Dreugh being called Cephelomer? Maybe they're not kalpic leftovers after all.

Nope, you heard it here first. I always suspected something like that.

'Course, it could be an ironic statement too. Kinda like how we view the name we use for Native Americans. An incidental accident that nowadays is a wink, nod, and a giggle to the past.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 9:47 pm

Oh gosh someone has been reading their Borges. This is rather wonderful, and really invokes that most brilliant aspect of TES - as far as I know it is the only fantasy setting that allows for stories that opperate on the Borgesian level. How the hell can you go back to Dungeons and Dragons after this?

Please, please please let this be a sign that you are getting back into the idea (the possibility?) of being a TES world-builder again.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:00 am

Hahd is now my favorite province.
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Kate Murrell
 
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 9:57 pm

Hahd is now my favorite province.
Only a true Septim would lay claim to a potentially fictitious, certainly unknown land :P
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 2:41 am

Only a true Septim would lay claim to a potentially fictitious, certainly unknown land :tongue:
Now if only I had the gold or the political power to arrange the research to try to find this hidden civilization...
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:59 pm

I love this idea, though. Two lands, each a myth to the other and therefore both are nonexistent.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 10:22 pm

I saw the mnemolichite first. :P
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 12:39 am

Only a true Septim would lay claim to a potentially fictitious, certainly unknown land :tongue:
I'm already working on spinning together the possible silk from nine possible moths of sixteen maybe memospores to recount the easily fallible [NO IT REALLY HAPPENED GLORY TO THE BLEEDING DIAMOND] tale of how I massed an uncertain number of legionnaires, discovered the potentially fictitious republic, and dubiously conquered it, whereupon the Scrolls changed, erasing it all from history along with any chance of naysayers proving me wrong. If it never happened, I can't be a liar!
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 8:50 pm

So, I've only really half-read this last batch of Velvet (which is what I'm going to call all MK stuff from now on, because of the Elk thing), because there's just so much, and I kinda have to wonder: what's up? I think MK's now put out more words on these forums since Skyrim was released than were put in the new books in Skyrim. MK, did you relapse or something?
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:53 am

Recursive commentary is recursive.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 11:25 pm

So, I've only really half-read this last batch of Velvet (which is what I'm going to call all MK stuff from now on, because of the Elk thing), because there's just so much, and I kinda have to wonder: what's up? I think MK's now put out more words on these forums since Skyrim was released than were put in the new books in Skyrim. MK, did you relapse or something?
The elk name being a guise for Mehrunes, the texts supposedly being stuff from the 2nd edition PGE gets me wondering. Is this Dagon returning bits hidden from previous kalpas?
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 5:16 pm

1 down, more to go :wacko:

Thanks for the read, Elk!
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 10:16 pm

underwater campfire stories,
Ha, I like that, for this reason:
"We are not a very creative folk," the Hahd admitted, "But we always enjoy hearing about the fantastical heroes of sandy Nahd and the wondrous powers of mnemolichite because of the delight that their impossibilities bring to our hearts." ... "Those places that cannot be mapped, they should never cry avast to our pens to stop and try."
We always enjoy hearing these things because of the delight that their impossibilities bring to our hearts. :biggrin:
Thank you Merry Eyesore, for bringing us such joys.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 1:49 pm

heh, now i like that one.
I dont know if i fully understand it but i like it nevertheless.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 1:26 pm

Underwater campfires.

heh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_g7liFq_3A

Let's not forget that the episode contained an underwater civilization and a character named Umbriel. Also Hermes' reaction is pretty much my response to most of MK's work, as most of it makes as much sense to me as a fire underwater.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:19 am

Maybe in another universe or kalpa, the people of Hahd wonder what this stuff about Tamriel and Mnemolichite come from.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 7:23 pm

Underwater campfires.

heh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_g7liFq_3A

Let's not forget that the episode contained an underwater civilization and a character named Umbriel. Also Hermes' reaction is pretty much my response to most of MK's work, as most of it makes as much sense to me as a fire underwater.

And the fact there was a video on The Elder Council Facebook page about a Mudcrab mod that changes them to Zoidberg.

I like thee theories, so far :laugh:

Seriously...
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 11:43 pm

Of course you also have Greek Fire that burns underwater, but I like the idea of regular campfires better.
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