The Sayings of Maiq the Liar : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:13 am

I guess I'm done because it's just going to be about getting the last word in. Whatever.

"M'aiq doesn't understand why people compare Vvardenfell with Cyrodiil. That's like comparing horses and brussel sprouts. Most people would find it silly to argue why one tastes better than the other."

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:09 am

"M'aiq is glad that he is not bothered by powerful warriors until he has sufficient skill to face them. M'aiq extends his thanks to them for being so kind."

Why doesn't anybody bash Morrowind for removing Daggerfall's fast travel system? We should be glad that Oblivion brought this feature back

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» Fri May 27, 2011 5:25 pm

"Maiq have met many interesting characters in the past, but Maiq forgets how they look like, or even their names."

"Why doesn't anybody bash Morrowind for removing Daggerfall's fast travel system? We should be glad that Oblivion brought this feature back

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In Daggerfall, it is vital for the use of fast travel just to get around places. We are talking about a game size of England; it would take forever to get to Point A to Point B, with in a said province. Even the environment isn't that please looking.

Not to mention that in Daggerfall, there also some options of how ya like to travel, whether its reckless or being safe, camping out or staying in an inn, or even using a ship. It requires money or something in sacrifice just to use the feature.

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:50 pm

Guys! This could be an awesome thread! Do you want it locked or something? <_< Your opinions are your own, keep them to yourself...

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:00 pm

"M'iaq thinks arguing is bad in threads based on M'aiq, and if it continues, he will call one of the amazing gods called 'Modderators' to close the thread."

"M'iaq is sad when people with low speechcraft skill argue in his thread..."

» Fri May 27, 2011 4:56 am

"M'iaq thinks arguing is bad in threads based on M'aiq, and if it continues, he will call one of the amazing gods called 'Modderators' to close the thread."

"M'iaq is sad when people with low speechcraft skill argue in his thread..."

He he, very subtle there Zalphon

But your point is perfect.

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:11 pm

"Maiq would hate to be ressurected and wear a blue robe and cowl. Oh how Maiq loves his colovian fur helm

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:50 pm

"M'aiq does not like jungles. It reminds M'aiq too much of the homeland. M'aiq doesn't like jungles in his homeland either. They're too hard for M'aiq to grow."

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:06 am

"Maiq heard that getting a cold means death, but all Maiq got is an itch."

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:45 am

"M'aiq is glad Dunmer peoples sound nice. He is glad they kicked in smoking all that tobacco, it was bad for their lungs!"

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:16 pm

"M'iaq thinks arguing is bad in threads based on M'aiq, and if it continues, he will call one of the amazing gods called 'Modderators' to close the thread."

"M'iaq is sad when people with low speechcraft skill argue in his thread..."

Greatest.
Post.
Ever.

I'm still laughing from its pure awesomeness.

This is an edit from a previos post of mine.

"M'aiq hears of people who want staffs that shoot rocks instead of Magick. But M'aiq thinks that they are crazy. Wouldn't a Fireball would hurt more than a rock."

Its about how caboodles of people* want to have guns (like a flintlock pistols) in TES:V.

*Caboodles of people does NOT exactly mean a majority of them, just a decent amount of people.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:33 am

"Maiq doesn't understand why people argue. Why bring hate to the world when one could bring peace?"

Guys, tone down the dike jousting and incitement to cause a flame war

I was just poking fun with the teleportation thing, so sorry if I offended anyone.

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:04 pm

I was just poking fun with the teleportation thing, so sorry if I offended anyone.

As long as it's funny, it's kosher. Me saying that was more pointed towards Aphotic and Shiggy49 for trying to start something, and Qawsed Asap for taking the bait (sorry for singling you three out, but stop it)

*Ahem*

"Maqi is happy to have learned how to put poison on his weapons; drinking it was a foolish thing for Maqi to do, and made Maqi run around in silly hats."

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:14 pm

"M'iaq thinks arguing is bad in threads based on M'aiq, and if it continues, he will call one of the amazing gods called 'Modderators' to close the thread."

"M'iaq is sad when people with low speechcraft skill argue in his thread..."

I think i want to sig that.

Edit:
Awww....it won't fit :shakehead:

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:40 am

"M'aiq is sorry, but M'aiq wants some [censored] moonsugar because M'aiq hasn't had a grain in four or five years and is a little tense!"

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:06 am

,,M'aiq heard that people complain that its too easy to travel those days. There's nothing stopping them from just walking where they want or dropping the money to feal some wierd kind of satisfaction. Actually, M'aiq thinks leaveng him the money would be the best solution

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About people complaining about fast-travel.

,,M'aiq thinks trains dont fit in our time. Boats and cannons, sure, but trains are just wierd.''

Not a Oblivion referance. Cookie to whatever figure out what game it is

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:45 pm

"M'aiq thinks people who want dragons should go to a make believe world of Norrath!"

"M'iaq wonders why women want to wear pants and men want to wear skirts, it is so strange..."

"M'iaq thinks people who want to wear no armor and fight are weird, how does clothing protect you? M'aiq is very dissapointed with these people who such fools!"

"M'iaq wonders if there are people who talk about M'iaq. M'iaq hopes these people don't, otherwise they are very strange and they are also fools!"

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:17 am

"M'aiq wonders why people want 64 bits, when a nice fur trim is only 2. Hairy, hairy people?"

Making fun of people on 64-bit Windows (me)

"Why ask for details of broken dragons? M'aiq prefers his dragons in one piece."

For people wanting more delving into the lore. (again, me)

"Some wish to serve the Daedric Princes more than once. M'aiq thinks it is wiser not to draw Vaermina's attention"

About longer questlines for each of the Daedra. (which could be a very cool thing to play, but I don't expect to see in TES V)

"M'aiq thinks that the Fourth Era is not the Third and should not aspire to be so."

Just an overall comment.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:25 am

"M'iaq wonders why people want to get married... I hear a mythical land of Albion did that and a lot of people who read the story about it hated the idea..."

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:34 am

Haha, that reminds me of "people lile a good fable. Maiq has yet to find one. Perhaps one day

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:00 pm

How about...

"M'aiq hears of adventurers wanting to get married. One may as well nail their foot to a board."

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:31 pm

"M'Aiq does not understand why the Imperials and Dunmer censor the body. These permanently glued-on britches chafe M'Aiq's unspeakable parts. M'Aiq has been told that such a silly law does not exist in High Rock and Hammerfell."

"M'Aiq wonders how shopkeepers can put aside all their work and repair his equipment in the blink of an eye. They have too much time on their hands, do they not?"

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:12 pm

"One time, on M'aiq's birthday, a lich decided to come to my party. Luckily a nice person told me about it, so M'aiq looked away before M'aiq could see it."

It doesn't concern any problems, but it is based on two of M'aiq's old quotes from Morrowind.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:23 am

Agreed, Daedroth's did look cooler and stronger, but they weren't that strong IMO,

You've never faced three at once,have you?

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:39 pm

"Radiant AI? M'aiq knows not what an AI is, or why it would be radiating."