I did not think it was possible to meet a more disgusting, vile human being but I have indeed come across such an individual last night while playing Crysis2. His conduct was so deplorable and his messages so vulgar that I'm sure it would be very easy to have him banned for harassment by Microsoft. I saved the messages just in case I fancy that course of action. But in the meantime it's important for everybody here to know that v 3pitom3 v of clan HoG is not to be played with. He is one of those rare uniquely disturbed individuals, who will make your ears bleed.

So my night on XBL started at around 8:30 pm EST, that was when this nightmare also started. The very second I turned on my XBOX I was spammed by "v 3pitom3 v" for party invites, which of course I did not accept. I had not even turned my freaking remote on. Of course he then jumped into my party, and starts screaming into the Mic "Mike-nific-KUNT come play some Instant Action, come show us your greatness, please we need to see this now!" I quickly turned my party to invite only and booted him. Then he proceeded to send me messages filled with explicatives, and calling me a pu$$y and such. My in-laws were staying with me, and I should have turned on my MIC, but instead they were privy to all the hate coming from one of America's "Heros." At this moment for the first time in my life, I questioned why I play games online, and even more I regretted this hobby as I must have looked extremely stupid to my mother-in-law, for wasting my precious time and energy in a community where such things are said.

I thought to myself what did I do to this man to provoke him so? I know I am sarcastic, and the UK/EU guys usually get my wit, but for some reason something about my writings lately have made this man insane. When I was done with the private matches, I decided I would play with him and give him a chance to be decent. I wanted to rectify things. It became very clear that would not happen. I could barely get a word in over the screaming and insults. But I endured, because I'm from NY--we are built strong. I also felt guilty too. I wondered if this man was only this way to me, because of things I said here on gamesas.com. I wondered if there was a chance that both clans could be friendly. That wonder turned to focus as I sniped him in his face. Of course he gave me credit for the shot, but in his words its not real or legit. He says its like a gimmick of sorts, just to stand out from the crowd. I tried explaining to him that a good sniper can determine the outcome of serious clan matches, forcing the enemy to play differently, or funneling them into traps or choke points. But again I was wasting my blessings because he replied "You can't win at this game sniping, why do you think no one does it. If it's so good why are you not sniping now?" At this time we were in our second match on Terminal (so you can laugh now). I was on a team with low lvl randoms only, and playing against him and Corroded Beef, which showed me again why I think he has such high potential. During this match 3Pitom3 justified his playing all day on Xbox by saying that he does have a job "it's killing people." And he "entertained" us all with his drunken banter (he had just come from a bar--Tuesday u know), and explained to us how dirty his sheets were because of some filthy girl he smushed. She was a squirter apparently. Imagine how keen my focus must have been during our few matches. I could have muted him I know, but I just kept waiting for him to show me that this wasn't really him. I did finish Second even with all of these odds against me. Corroded got first. I wonder how 3pitome3 would do in a TIA playing against me and King Pun3sh3r. Would he finish in second?

So Correded said nothing, Warder said nothing, and both these guys are very cool and friendly. But MOTAinMYLUNGS of HoG had a few things to say. 1) The only good player in NFCT is GoblinGambler (ok sounds like a compliment). Then I heard stuff that trumped even the stupidity of his leader: 2) But King Pun3sh3r is a scrub. He is not legit. He plays like Noobified. Of course you just said that he svcks but them compared him to one the leaders on all Leader Boards, and a known great player. He then asked me "you know he is only 12 right? I'm like "he's 14!" He said yeah but you know he is just a boy. How do you feel about playing with boys in your clan, Mike-nifi-KUNT? I laughed because I'm no ageist. NFCT does not discriminate against age, race, or gender. King is like a brother to me. I asked him to 1 v 1 King if you think he is trash. He said "see right there, that proved to me the mindset of your clan."

Me: No MOTAinMYLUNGs, in proves that you belong in HoG with ur leader--a born fool. But now I must recruit Corroded and Warder, and get them away from that stupidity, because it can be contagious.