The Secret of the Dragonborn...is Behind the Wall!

Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:15 pm

I've found the most closely guarded secret of Bethesda!!!

http://www.elderscrolls.com/skyrim/media/videos/behind-wall-making-skyrim-trailer/

...now listen to this video played backwards while avoiding cracking jokes about Todd Howard's interview!

Yeah...sure...religious silence...STICK TO IT!

...and...as I've said...listen to the video played backwards...

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........have you done it?

Good!

Now...do you notice that the part with the interview to Todd Howard sounds like "We get into troubles by trying to do the ultimate Xbox game"??!!

HE SAID THAT!!!

Play it backwards and listen carefully to his words!!!

...moreover...

...near the end of the video...which is in fact the beginning of the video if you played it backwards...

...during one of the interviews, Bethesda make a scary announcement:

The World will end in 2012...because of a...a...yes...a BUG IN SKYRIM!!! ( :biggrin: )

That's why they are releasing all those silly patches with dragons flying backwards and such...they're devoting all their time...24-7 on all days of the week...to find THAT WORLD-ENDING BUG!!!

It's the Millennium Bug's cousin...just bigger, badder and uglier! It's kind like...like if it's gone to Oblivion for vacation and his tour operator sold him a lemon! That's the measure of his mood and nastiness...

Jashkar

P.S.: Now, after giving this world-shattering revelation, I strangely feel kind like Emperor Uriel Septim VII in the beginning Oblivion...and I'd guess I've Mythic Dawn's assassins after my ass too...

...but...like Uriel Septim VII said to the Hero of Kvatch just before dying...THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!

...so, please Bethesda, put the count-down to World End on the website and let the [censored] turn this forum into a true Imperial Arena!!! ( :biggrin: )
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:35 am

Yep, you are having fun today - enjoy yourself but be safe =)
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:00 am

what is this i don't even
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:58 pm

Crack is one helluva drug, kids.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:49 am

Yep, you are having fun today - enjoy yourself but be safe =)



None's safe...unless WE FIND THE BUG!!

But I've gave a little peek into The Elder Scrolls for Dummies...and seems that the Hero of Rockville...an obscure programmer whose past was unknown and whose charges were unknown as well...is going to be released from jail today...

...hopefully he will make to the Bethesda's office in time for:
a) Passing through the job interview.
b ) Being hired.
c) Being given a desktop with the proper access rights.
d) Find the World-Ending Bug!
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:59 pm

what is this i don't even

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