The Song of Return: Skyrim, a preamble

Post » Mon May 07, 2012 6:11 pm

The Song of Return: Skyrim, a Preamble

To properly understand Skyrim, which one must do if they are to take on the burden of describing it for the layman, its geographies, its histories, its peoples, and its myths must be perceived as an aggregate. The Northlanders and their environs are the most variegated simplicity on this earth, with their heroic narratives serving as a record of all events leading to the present day. Which is a long way of saying that the land and the legendry of Skyrim is of a cycle not quite recognizable as prudent to the rest of the Empire’s Mannish kingdoms, since the Cyrodilic south prefers some coherence in their Fatherland’s fancy and it will give them none. Perhaps in this way, the Sons and Daughters of Kyne are more akin to the mytho-genealothosphy of the modern Mer, but attempts to find common purchase in this matter is always met with the shaking, frostbitten beards of those that hold most dear the Nordic faith.

With that preamble sitting precariously on a precipice (an idea that the Nordic Greybeards study themselves with an almost reverent amusemant), let us just say here that Nordic faith is complicated. It is decentralized by the inevitable embellishment and narrative entanglement of millennia of oral tradition. Most Nordic myths contradict each other, using anachronisms or elements co-opted from other cultures, or repeat themselves under different guises. Sometimes they do all of this, and purposefully so.

Indeed, the Nords freely admit their mythic haberdashery, and take great delight in mish-mashing their legends together (and the legends of others, even their historic enemies, the Aldmer and Orsimer) into “whatever just tells a good story at feast time.” As their Clever Men are fond of saying, “The snows melt and then freeze again and in the end it is all still so much water. Legends are the same.”

It is almost palpable here, the wondering anticipation of the reader how these ideas might apply also to (indeed be part and parcel of) the very ostensibly empirical observations of Skyrim’s history and geography. There is no better rendition of this seminal through-line of the Nordic comprehension of this kalpa than their most famous tradition, the annual reckoning of the Thirteenth of Sun's Dawn Feast for the Dead, “The Five Hundred Mighty Companions or Thereabouts of Ysgramor the Returned”, a song so delicately exquisite that the throats of every hallskald worthy of becoming hoarse in its telling proudly tells it at knife and mead point, relishing in the danger closeness of both.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 5:37 pm

This outta be in the game or at least the next iteration of the PGE.

Thanks again for your many New Year's gifts.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 4:00 pm

This outta be in the game or at least the next iteration of the PGE.
I want to see someone figure out when all of these are from.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:49 am

'Don't sweat the Retcons' I take it?
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 5:11 am

I want to see someone figure out when all of these are from.
What do you mean?
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Juan Cerda
 
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 12:40 am

What do you mean?
They're all from the same collection, hence the same place and time.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 12:31 am

Pocket Guide to the Empire, 2nd Edition, commissioned by Empress Morihatha in 3E 334. :wink:
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:38 am

Pocket Guide to the Empire, 2nd Edition, commissioned by Empress Morihatha in 3E 334. :wink:
Clever clever. So this and RETURN FALSE are connected?
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:49 pm

Pocket Guide to the Empire, 2nd Edition, commissioned by Empress Morihatha in 3E 334. :wink:
You dirty cheater who cheats :ph34r:
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:15 pm

If you're not cheating you're not playing right. :cool:
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 2:05 pm

You dirty cheater who cheats :ph34r:
But how is this seemingly innocuous submission connected to the sure jaw-dropper that Return False is sure to be?
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 2:49 am

The Elder Scrolls.

My thoughts exactly.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 1:20 pm

But how is this seemingly innocuous submission connected to the sure jaw-dropper that Return False is sure to be?
Well, if there is a theme to the writings, then it's "The Imperial Geographical Society is run by a bunch of revisionistic, poo-flinging elf-humpers."

I don't know what one has to do with the other.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 2:56 pm

You dirty cheater who cheats :ph34r:
Seconded, may he be stoned with ferrets.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:12 am

If I'm piecing this together correctly, these wonderful New Years treasures MK has dropped on us are sections of the PGE 2nd Edition that the IGS wanted to include, but were promptly hacked to death by Elder Council guards for it.

And a story about Morihatha getting [censored] thrown at her while riding her brother who is also a horse.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 2:27 pm

And a story about Morihatha getting [censored] thrown at her while riding her brother who is also a horse.

LULZ.

I'm really and sincerely glad this worked.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:32 am

And a story about Morihatha getting [censored] thrown at her while riding her brother who is also a horse.
This post has made my year.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 3:53 am

I love this new material raining down on us.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:22 am

Seconded, may he be stoned with ferrets.
No! I'm allergic to those!
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:03 pm

Nice read, maybe I'll actually look into those books now. At the moment, I have v 56 and v 2; normally I won't read books in a series until I have the first, but is there even a v 1? Or 3? Or 4-55?
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 1:49 am

Nice read, maybe I'll actually look into those books now. At the moment, I have v 56 and v 2; normally I won't read books in a series until I have the first, but is there even a v 1? Or 3? Or 4-55?
There's volume 2, 7, 19, 24, and 56.
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Post » Tue May 08, 2012 12:44 am

As their Clever Men are fond of saying, “The snows melt and then freeze again and in the end it is all still so much water. Legends are the same.”
-a song so delicately exquisite that the throats of every hallskald worthy of becoming hoarse in its telling proudly tells it at knife and mead point, relishing in the danger closeness of both.
These lines are just absolutely delightful.
I'd give my tongue for a mind that can write like that.
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 3:20 pm

Indeed, the Nords freely admit their mythic haberdashery
"Oh divine residence of the seller of hats, we will allow you into our home"
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 11:22 pm

oh gawd this thread made me understand something NOOOOO
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Post » Mon May 07, 2012 9:15 pm

oh gawd this thread made me understand something NOOOOO
Understanding is a bitter drink of which you always invariably ask for seconds.
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