[Skrapp Stephens]

complaint: i cant marry more than one woman

Maiq: Maiq had a wife once....Maiq does not understand how one could cope with another?

[Angela Woods]

Their is no house purely a trophy house..

"M'aiq does not know why anyone would want Mannequin's.. M'aiq likes his robe.. So M'aiq wears it.. M'aiq thinks these people are stupid.."

[TWITTER.COM]

Complaint: People see no reason if they break out of jail, rather than serve sentence.

Maiq: "M'aiq does not understand why people break out of jail? Guards will then just bring you back, M'aiq thinks all beds are comfortable, so does well in jail"

[Jose ordaz]

M'aiq used to get arrows in the knee,then he bought kneepads

[Brentleah Jeffs]

Every town guard is a former adventurer who entered guard duty after serious "arrow in knee" injury

M'aiq hears that many guards have bad legs. M'aiq understands not why these people are guarding the towns. Thiefs are very fast.

[Cagla Cali]

All the "Why" threads.

M'aiq: M'aiq no ask why. M'aiq have answer for everything.

[TIhIsmc L Griot]

complaint: only 1 province per game

"M'aiq has been all across Tamriel, but likes it here best. M'aiq doesn't understand why people would want to leave."

[Isabell Hoffmann]

Complaint: The lack of Hand to Hand as levelable skill.

M'aiq: "Some people think constantly hitting enemies unarmed will make one stronger. M'aiq thinks constantly hitting enemies unarmed will break his fists. Especially if one hits a dragon. Very hard scales."

[Jade Muggeridge]

Complaint: People who wants the game to be "balanced" only because they maxed some skills
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M'aiq: M'aiq doesn't do things because he can, he does things because he wants.

[electro_fantics]

M'aiq doesnt want to be a guard. thats why M'aiq doesnt run anymore. heard its bad for the knees

[Joe Bonney]

Complaint: I'm starved for attention and noone notices me! I'm the Dragon Born, the Archmage, the Leader of the Companions, Leader of the Thieve's Guild, the Leader of...

M'aiq: *looks away*

[Anthony Rand]

Complaint: Brief journal entries and quest markers,

M'aiq remembers everything and never gets lost. No need to write everything down.

Complaint: Technology. ram, console vs pc wars.

M'aiq has no need for fancy trinkets. M'aiq is beautiful inside!

Complaint: No spellmaking - accents in Skyrim

M'aiq can spell properly. But the people of Skyrim make fun of him!

Complaint: Giants, levitation, dragon riding

Somebody once showed M'aiq the world from above. Now he fears great heights.

Complaints: Mamooths falling

M'aiq once saw a great beast plummeting from the skies, M'aiq thinks it was too furry for a dragon.

Complaints essencial NPCs.

M'aiq thinks many people are special. They just don't know about it.

[Lisa]

I saw M'aiq on Skyrim for the first time on 8 December 2011. I was surprised how did he survive Oblivion he must be now around 160 years of age

[Cesar Gomez]

I saw M'aiq on Skyrim for the first time on 8 December 2011. I was surprised how did he survive Oblivion he must be now around 160 years of age

M'aiq makes sure to eat plenty of vegetables and run many laps on the land. Helps M'aiq live long time.

[Angela Woods]

I saw M'aiq on Skyrim for the first time on 8 December 2011. I was surprised how did he survive Oblivion he must be now around 160 years of age

Its not the same M'aiq as in Oblivion, but rather a descendant of him. In Skyrim M'aiq tells you: "M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, that's what he said."

[Katharine Newton]

M'aiq is tired now, go bother somebody else.

[R.I.P]

Complaint: "This game is boring! Bethesda should have made another Fallout!'

M'aiq's Response: "Fall out? Fall out of what? Out of the sky? Out of a building? M'aiq wonders why some people want to fall out of things."


Complaint: "I don't like being forced to use Steam!"

M'aiq's Response: "M'aiq enjoys the steam found in Eastmarch Hold."

[Wayne W]

"Sweetrolls are over-rated and bad for your teeth. Give me salmon and my fur will shine like the Harvest Moon."

"Only Daedra worshippers listen to dogs. Adopt a M'aiq instead."

"You only get three lines, and this was one of them."

[RUby DIaz]

"Maiq thinks that balance is not needed in a single-player game. Who do you need balance against?"

[Donatus Uwasomba]

Complaint: No marryable Khajiit, but several ORC and ARGONIAN candidates.

M'aiq: M'aiq has been looking for a wife and cannot find one here. Seeing many happy Orcs and Argonians makes M'aiq feel lonely...

Complaint: Game freezes.

M'aiq: Freezing? Of course M'aiq is freezing. M'aiq is in Skyrim.

Complaint: (not a complaint of mine, but) Players cannot side with the Thalmor. Makes a joke how all players are irl human, which the Thalmor believe they are superior to.

M'aiq: Some men want to join the Thalmor? M'aiq thinks these people have no self-worth.

Complaint: Every patch fixes bugs and makes new ones.

M'aiq: When M'aiq kills a bug, another takes it's place. M'aiq is beginning to think there will always be bugs.

It is easy for J'derras to speak like M'aiq, when J'derras is a Khajiit himself.

[Veronica Flores]

Complaint: No spell making

M'aiq: "M'aiq never saw a need to make spells, then again... M'aiq was never a mage."

[CHangohh BOyy]

I don't know why, but I'm reading these comments with M'aiq's voice in my head... lol

[Max Van Morrison]

Complaint: Why is the Creation Kit coming out so late?

M'aiq: "M'aiq is not interested in creating new things. M'aiq has yet to explore all of Skyrim."

[Rob]

Complaint: there isn't any boars in the land of the nords! this is horrible, think of the Porkchops!

M'aiq: M'aiq sees many doors, not so many boars. Maybe north men like doors more? M'aiq would not know.

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Complaint: no proper volkihar or frost vampires in skyrim. All I get is fuzzy cyrodillic chameleon kittens!

M'aiq: M'aiq does not like vampires. They bite and do not give back what they stole. M'aiq thinks volkihar would be worse, they'd give you frostbite.

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Complaint: why can't I just kill General Tulius, Elisif, The Emperor & Ulfric Stormcloak and call the civil war off?

M'aiq: M'aiq does not like guards chasing him, M'aiq prefers skooma time over this. Maybe these friends of yours could have skooma time too? and call it quits?

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Complaint: skyrim still hasn't told me the truth or mystery behind the dwemer. And the more I hear about them, the less I understand and the more I'm confused.

M'aiq: M'aiq knows dwarves did not go any place far. They just got lost, much like M'aiq sometimes. They could be even underneath M'aiq's feet! but M'aiq does not wish to find out.

[maria Dwyer]

"I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Why can't I find a woman like that?"

"M'aiq does not know Jessie. M'aiq does not know Jessie's girl. M'aiq does not want things that M'aiq does not know..."