Now say the exact same thing but in a way 110% more complicated and technical.
M[n]emospore From the Desk of Iailiiniel of Dawnspire, 7.513 degree Thalmori Hieroscheme of Proscriptive Aurbigrammar, Alinor Epicentral Facility
"How many times must we reiterate this exact explication Tauvthantris? It tarnishes the varliance of my enantiomirrors, which I might remind you, I need .9999 percent clear if I am to perform my sacred duty of cleansing the xarxesphere of free-nymical heresies.
It's simple, as even the LEAST orthoaldic of my younglings could well tell you. Mundrial convention is kept discrete by the tower-constructs, kundalini machines with the grave telos of reaching their digital apparati welkynwise to pluck Aetherpura from within the inky maw of Misrule. The constructs then feed the harvested
potentia into SHunyatic Zygo-Retro-Reactors, Doom-magnitude manolithics or "Stones" which perverts nth-possibility into profane actualities* before ejaculative dissemination across the facial membrane of Terra Anullius.
The particular form that the constructs, the stones, and the actualities take vary according to tastes and caprices of their local subgradients. In Falmora, it is realized quite concretely, as the "Breath" which blows down from the Windcaller Horn atop hoary Snow-Throat to invigorate the land and its barbarous inhabitants, whereas to the south in Al-Eshium, the parvenu-literates there see it abstractly, as "Imperium Invincible and Fair" that radiates out of the many bureaus of White-Gold** in the form of ruby-stamped tax forms and subpoenas.
This is my final illumination on the subject. Inquire again, and I will have you brought up on charges of Heteroaldic intelligence.
I of D, 4E 179"
* The most sick and deranged of which is refered to in captured samizdat as the "Nu-Man" .
** Technically speaking, the tower of Al-Eshinium is now Dracobal, but that proves less ripe for parody.