The Story of ? : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:01 am

goats blood all over his warm.....

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:29 am

... mittens because it had a nice texture when he stroked his....... chin......

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:08 pm

But then Vivec immediately changed the subject, still not liking the way the story kept going back to explicit themes, by preaching one of his sermons:

The Scripture of the Wheel, Fifth:

'Look at the majesty sideways and all you see is the Tower, which our ancestors made idols from. Look at its center and all you see is the begotten hole, second serpent, womb-ready for the Right Reaching, exact and without enchantment.'

To which Dagon replied...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:01 am

..."Death to you Vivec" and Dagon appeared from the portal. Dagon began to hurl...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:11 am

...Lore-Retcons that tried to kill Vivec, but really...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:03 am

...caused Vivec to turn into Matt Granderstaff, and he used the construction set to kill dagon, and create a massive army of adoring fans...

:shifty:

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:20 pm

... who were promptly destroyed by the watermelon Numidium, because Matt's CS had crashed. And when he tried to re-load his mod the data was corrupted. So, he just went back to his last save, where Vivec was still alive and preaching, not to be killed by mentionings of game mechanics. However, all that retconning summoned Akatosh to the scene, who saw Dagon and...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:26 am

silver confused why vivec thinks he is in charge?

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:05 am

... and [censored] slapped him then proceded to pull down Dagoth's...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:00 pm

...Jeff's construction set to change Vivec's HP to 1 and his Armor Class to 0 and change his own attack to 5,000 then he...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:15 am

....started to dance and then yelled GERHTHUHANDK..........

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:15 pm

After that he...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:42 am

...used a spell that is not even real and transported him self into the Imperial City Prison and inside the cell he was in was a....

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:01 am

...rather annoyed Valen Dreth. Valen Dreth pulled out a...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:15 am

... mudcrab...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:08 am

...who could...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:23 am

Totally kick ass. Then,

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:25 am

... The mudcrab was put in a...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:58 am

pink fluffy goat and...

[ninja'd]

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:44 pm

...was paraded around town. It...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:48 am

..Sudennly grew a beard and Sheagorath....

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:14 am

jacked the wabbajack from...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:25 am

From his ear along with a piece of...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:24 pm

...flesh then ate it and the wabbajack. Being full, he decided to...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:57 am

Have a little fun with the...