...Weather of the Shivering Isles, which he made start raining...

...flaming bunny rabbits. The citizens of New Sheoth....

...used the console command "disable" on all of the bunnies and Sheagorath. After that, since Sheagorath was disabled, his realm was disabled, and thus, all of the citizens were warped into another part of Oblivion, which was...

Azura's realm, and then she used the construction set to give everyone random HP and Armor, then she...

...cast Matt back out of the realm to the Mundus Plain. Matt decided to change to border setting to zero, and then he blasted Ocato out of the game with his new teliknesses (SP?) enchanted sword, declaring himself Emperor, ruling with an army of adoring fans...then he...

(ONLY MATT SHOULD HAVE THE POWER OF THE CS! YES!)

...died due to a rebellion of adoring fans. the leader of the adoring fans decided...

.... To invade bravil, Riding sheep mounts and wielding empty wine bottles as they laid siege to the town in the name of AZURA...

...who was wearing a wig made out of...

pig ears, then Mannimarco brought Matt Granderstaff back to life, taking his construction set and making him dance to the song...

... "I'm too sixy". Then Mannimarco decided to...

...Declare himself a god, nuking the world and sitting back on his throne of skulls. "Yes, I am that bad-ass!" he hisses, his hood obscuring his face once again, leaving only the shining blue glow of eyes visible through the shadows. Never would the King of Worms look as queer as he did in Oblivion ever again...

..but then, with Matt Granderstaff dead, Pete Hines used the console command "kill" on Mannimarco, and used "resurrect" on Granderstaff. Thus, he reloaded the Oblivion Master File, and began a new game. Pete Hines and Matt Granderstaff found themselves locked inside an Imperial cell...then they...

..were killed unexpectedly by a...

An overpowered CoC who used the Construction Set to make himself a creature and set all his attributes, stats, health, mana, and fatigue to 999,999,999,999,999, make himself level 1, give himself a full suit of daedric enchanted with shield, make him immune to normal weapons, make himself immune to magic (lightning, fire, frost, poison, etc.), and then he decided to...

...something, but an untimely CTD corrupted the Oblivion game files. Yet, Mannimarco was not truly dead, as he was no longer suffering the restraints of the pitiful Oblivion engine. Indeed, he rose again, rendering the world in only 256 colors and flat sprites, retreating to his labyrinthine cavern.

Rest well tonight, for tomorrow, you set sail... FOR DAGGERFALL!

...after resting for the night and setting sail for daggerfall the boat explodes and you are washed on to the shore of Cyrodiil, then a mudcrab starts to lick your face...

The anonymous hero woke up at the licking, finding himself in Cyrodill. Freaking out at the retro-graphics, he drew his ambiguously sword-shaped sprite to RISE UP AND STRIKE IT DOWN! Fortunately, he remembered to pick the mudcrab's pocket the entire time, ending up with: A photo of its brother, a piece of string, twenty-eight gold, some left-over chewing gum, and half a ham sandwich. Discarding all but the gold, he dispatched the mudcrab with a final thrust, and looked around, finding himself in an endless, sprawling cavern. Checking his gear, buttoning up his shirt, and readying his weapon, he headed to the rotten pixels that were obviously a door, freezing in time to hear the terrible, 16-bit scream that could only belong to a...

... 5ft 6 male woodelf with ginger hair and his undercarriage caught in a bear trap...

The elf looked up at him, saying,

"Free me, and I will show you how to power the-"

Then the game crashed, do to a svcky processor. The game owner went to the store, bought a new one, and started a new game...which started by...

...having white gold tower turn the oceans into sulfuric acid...

...which caused the owner to quit and complain at the BGSF, which lead to...

...The Imperial Province being annihilated in the newest book as a "Take that".

THis thread has been seriously derailed...

@scow, I don't think this thread has rails.

OOC: thread? there was me thinking it was a tangent

NO. THE STORY MUST GO ON!