The Story of ? : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:56 am

Alright, here is how this works. I will write a sentence to start with and then the next person will add the next sentence and so on until we get a story going. Some of you may remember i started a topic like this several months ago and we ended up with a story about the Adoring fan being eaten alive by bloodthirsty mudcrabs in a crowded bar room. Alright here's the starting sentence:

Captain Fishgut looked over the side of his ship and saw......

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:34 am

Moby Slaughterfish, his arch-nemesis. He noticed that it was...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:14 am

...leaping up at him, trying to bite off his nose! Drawing his trusty fishy-stick, he...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:02 am

...tossed it to the other side of the deck, knowing Mobys' weakness to the tasty snack, but the fish didn't fall for the ruse and...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:19 pm

...bit Captain Fishgut's leg...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:30 pm

...Ripping it off and proceeded to...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:19 pm

...paint a picture with the bloody end of...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:30 pm

a slaughterfish painting a picture with a torn off leg and then he...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:26 pm

...quickly jumped up someone's....

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:51 pm

Nose. Finding it much too dirty, he...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:08 pm

Nose. Finding it much too dirty, he...

...whipped out his...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:02 am

...amazing enchanted daedric longsword of god-hood, which he...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:16 pm

EDIT: Ninjad

...stabbed directly into...

PS These rarely work out well. I trust this won't get as bad as the last time.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:15 am

...a Nord's flagon of....

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:40 pm

...mead. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a big red furry...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:58 am

cobra and he swallowed......

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:51 am

...his pride before sliding inside...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:22 pm

OOC: Are all these post supposed to be temptation for me to say something dirty that will get me banned?!

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:57 am

...his pride before sliding inside...

A goblin cave where....

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:18 am

OOC: Are all these post supposed to be temptation for me to say something dirty that will get me banned?!

Mine was.

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:29 am

OOC: tehehe hurray for euphimisms

..he proceeded to devour the decomposing...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:34 pm

Mine was.

I knew it!

Anyway, back to the story (as much of a gripping tale as it is) :

...fishy sticks, but he soon stopped, realizing he had no sauce, so he...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:17 am

...sailed his ship to the market, and met Lucien Lechance...

» Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:01 am

....and searched him for sauce. He...

» Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:10 pm

licked Lucien Lechance's long hard......