Spoilers for the First Two Games Follow. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.



If this does'nt amuse you, Or think this was a crappy joke, Just know that I was bored and thought someone would get a laugh out of this.
This will probably be locked which makes me sad because I spent about two hours replaying FO1 just to write this.
Just so you know I'm still working on this.
And somewhere inbetween these weird posts I will include what really happened for those that hav'nt played FO1/2.

(Start of Shady Sands part of FO1)
Vault Dweller: OH NOES, RAIDERS WITH GUNS ARE SHOOTING, AAAAAAAAH *And he runs into a town called Shady Sands where he sees two not very nice looking people*
Strange People: Sup?
Vault Dweller: I'm should go..
*runs into town where he meets an annoying lady named Tandi*
Tandi: Omaigawsh r u frum de ouwtsaied? I TOTLLY WUNNA GU AOUWT THAR!
*Then the vault dweller decided to back away slowly.. Then ran like a fool child. (No offense to anyone..)*
*He runs into a building which has the Town Founder, Named.. Aradesh.*
Aradesh: Who are you?
Vault Dweller: My name... (For all intents and purposes, We are going to name him Bobby or Bob. Though the canon Dweller was'nt named, Some people assume he was Albert.. A Pacifist Pre-set character.) is bob.
Aradesh: Bob.. Very well, Where are you from "bob"?
Vault Dweller: I come from the west.
Aradesh: OH PLZ PLZ PLZ KEEL RADSCORPIONS FUR UZ PLZPLZPLZ?
Vault Dweller: FINE GAWSH
Aradesh: plzplzplz go see "RA-Z-LOH" our town doctur.
*Then the vault dweller goes to the doctor man guy thing and talks to him about boring crap and has tea and crumpets (not really but he does talk to him, And eventually beats the heck out of dem bad scorpions.)*
*On his way out he meets someone named "Ian" and decides he likes him in a totally notweird way and decides to have him help on his journey for a ... WATER CHIP.*
Ian: Sup dewd, I gawt injured in liek, a caravavn raid, so i'z 'ere. I gawt a lady fren back home waitin fer me.
Vault Dweller: COME MY FRIEND, LET US BEAT PEOPLE AND MAKE EPIC LEWTS!
(End Text Part of Shady Sands..)

(Start Smily Shady Sands
After days of doing this 'example' :bolt: 'example' from a bunch of guys that do this 'example' :gun: 'example' in tha Vault dwellahs general direction, He decides to cry while running. But suddenly, he finds a town called.. "Shaydee Shandz" He decided to go towards a giant green circle then this happened (Not as dramatically..) bliviongate: then he was teleported into a strange town, and he saw two people, One that was :toughninja: and another which was a weird lady and the dweller proceded to a building, where along the way he met a lady named "Taned-Dee" who would'nt stop talking like :grad: and then the Vault Dweller decided to run away and eventually he hit a place where he met tandeez daddy, Araideesh. Areedeesh was like :swear: about dem radscorpions and wanted da Vault Dweller to help him, And so the vault dweller made a :deal: with aradesh if he would be able to :gun: some scorpions. So he did.
But before he did this, He met a man named Ian.. Who was like :rock: = :mohawk: and so the Vault Dweller recruited him for his ability to have an epic mohawk.
so then they left.. Out into the wasteland to Junktown. (which is where Ian marked on the Vault Dwellers map on his Pip-Boy 2000.)
(End Smily Shady Sands.)

:blink: :confused: :shakehead:

(Start Fallout 1's Junktown)
*After days of stumbling and somehow being teleported into a place which strangely always looked the same and having floating birds resembling "You stumbled, Lose 1 HP" they finally made it to junktown. But it was nighttime..*
Vault Dweller: HEY IAN WE MADEZ IT, NOW WE KEN FIND POTATOE CHIP!
Ian: Its a wadah chip.. OH NOES ITS NITETYME
*They see a mean lookin man that is holding a gun... It looks like he's pretending to shoot them.*
Big scary not so nice man: YOOOOOU SHALLLLL NOOOOOt.. PAAAAAAAAASSS!
Vault Dweller: Okedai.
*And so they left junktown and then went back in a day later*
Big Scary Tired looking man that did'nt move for a day: Yooooooou.. shalll... paaaassssss..
Vault Dweller: YAY!
*They go into a place owned by Killian Darkwater (The mayor/General Store Owner)*
Bobby (WE ARE CALLING HIM THAT FRM NOW ON! >:C): Hay, I kin buy gun plz?
Killian: yeh.
*Some strange black guy(Not to be racist, But i forgot his name) walks in with a hunting rifle chambered for 223. Rounds*
strange black guy: EAT THIS YOU EGG svckER! :gun:
*black guy gets blown to bits by a 10MM submachinegun*
Bobby: So hey since i totally just stood here could you thank me for this and give me a gun?
Killian: yeh, but befer u go, plz take this wiretap and bug and go to my archnemisis named gizmo. (Who had tried to kill Killian, Gizmo was fat and round and bald and wanted to take over Junktown.)
Bobby: okedai
*so he went to a place which had a spinning Neon Sign saying "GIZMO"*
Bob: Hai gizmo, culd u tell me that u tried to keel killian?
Gizmo: i tried to keel killian
Bob: could you say that to my coatpocket plz?
Gizmo: i tried to keel killian darkwater.
Bob: tankz.
*So then they went back to Killian and he was paid..*
Killian: PLEASE HELP ME TANK GIZMO, HE HAS SO MUCH HP BUT DOES NO DPS.
Bob: kay.
*so they all go to gizmo, Blow the blubber off his chest, And he died. *(But really they killed him.)
Killian: you saved us.
*REPUTATION = IDOLIZED = JUNKTOWN*
Bob: wtf?
Dogmeat: Bark. I'm a dog.
* And so they continued their adventure..*

(End the Junktown part..)
Now for what really happened, Well actually this is what happened pretty much..

They all killed gizmo. so yeah.

OH, And dogmeat, He was recruited? Errr.. Bobby was followed by a dog.

Edit: Dang, They moved this.

(Smily Edition Of... Junktown!)

so like after a few days of :bolt: ing around and being totally manly in a notweird way with Ian... :hugs: They get to junktown, an like after they take their first two steps in the town, this guard liek... liek... he just goes :nuke: about this shiz about nawt bein able tu go een at nite and gave Bobby and Ian the finger.. :nono:

it was bs. so bobby decided to leave the city alone, And then they heard :gun: sounds and a man whose name was Kill-agin screaming "BL006Y NEWB U USE M16 PRO ZOMGOMOGMOMG!!11!!1i!" Or at least thats what they heard.
And so they walked away.
Oh, And on his way out, he found a dog.
it followed him home. :spotted owl:
(End of this crappy smily edition...)

Oh, Just know that this was supposed to be stupid.

So.

(Pre-War Start)

Before Fallout started..

There was a war.

And War, War Never Changes..

So basically what happened is some people got angry at other people for taking their resources.
So they killed each other for it.

Heres what it would have looked like in smily form.

America: :vaultboy:
America informed about the reducing supply of Resources: :whisper: + :unsure2:
China after being informed about the reducing supply of Resources: :swear: + :lightbulb:
The War between the USA and China: :slap:
Result: :nuke:
The Result: