All hail the rainbow farts.
Amen.

I'm actually rooting for nuclear warfare. :huh:

Make that two.

Then it gives me good reason to break out my Assault rifle and 5.56 ammo.

This post is discriminating against stupid people. Your forums hate stupid people don't they? Expecting us all to make the right choice, you smart people and your biases. I'm Commander Gamgee and this is my favorite topic on this forum.

Yep, it's working. Now I need to get my N7 armour, talk to random people, and dig through trash for money.

I'd only be pissed if game data was corrupted or my computer was damaged and I had to start over or something

I'd be pissed enough to sue for damages

I guess I've been playing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Attorney

I fear for the person that has played to much pokemon.


Sounds like it could be a severe underground fighting ring problem.

Knew the first game, who is the second ?


Just be careful, dont talk to anyone of the opposite six more than 3 times unless you want six with them.

Also expect to get a load of spammy emails.

I an see it now the CoD gamers joining the army, just running around with just knives or a sniper rifle trying to quickscope the taliban.

Are you being sarcastic? I'm not... :S

Sweet, I'm John Marston!

EDIT: Reminds of the whole Fox News on Mass Effect Romance Scene...god that was ridiculous.

And I've been entering the ladies restroom on purpose.

And prodding people with prods.

Oh snap.

This explains why I've been attempting to sneak onto Joint Base Andrews Naval Air facility with a tether and a parachute in order to steal Air Force 1 so that I can ride on top of it and crash it into the "Reapuhs"

So people in the 80's were jumping into their sinks pipes and jumping on turtles and mushrooms?

:P

You guys are making this out to be a big joke, but it's true. One night I was playing Deus Ex, and the electricity went out. I immediately got up, purchased a silenced pistol, broke into my local mall, and started crawling around in the air ducts. I took out 3 security guards people! Gaming is not a laughing matter, and needs to be stopped immediately before more people get hurt. If your a gamer and need help, please visit www.bloodyarthritichands.org.

Of course not, silly. Some of us were busy digging tunnels to get away from tomato-looking monsters and being killed by boulders dropping on our heads.

Oh man. I just played Worms.

That's good, need a more direct route to work? Just blowtorch your way through everything and ninjarobe your way up buildings/terrain. :goodjob:

Hmm, this would explain my sudden urge to become the very best, like no one ever was. I've just had this funny feeling like as if to catch them is my quest and to train them is my cause...

Please shut the front door. Get on the floor, walk the dinosaur.

Oh god, I've been playing Red Dead Redemption. Now I need to put on a duster and conspire with necrophiles and drunken Irishmen! :facepalm:

Well, looks like I'm about to die a magma related death, or get mauled by carp.

I guess we should start building vaults.

:tops:

That was idiocy as its finest.

I just played Fight Club. Ah hell... I just broke the first two rules. :sadvaultboy:

Oh, so that explains why my skin has been turning green lately, it's because I've been playing an orc in Oblivion, and here I thought I was turning into the Hulk. I wonder if I'll learn how to use magic next?

This is true, though. I mean, obviously, the only people in the world who use strong language are gamers, that never happened before video games came about, and the only place anyone could possibly learn such words from is video games, they never show up in movies, music, books, or on the street, absolutely not. and we also know that swearing automatically equates to violent behavior. There's no other explanation.

Now to them, I say, good job proving that people don't like it when you suddenly turn off their computers while they're playing video games, what new breakthroughs are they going to make next? Really, though, it seems like they've just already decided that video games make people violent and are just looking for anything they think they can claim supports this notion. Because this doesn't prove anything at all, I'm sure they'd get a similar result if they did something else that suddenly brought people's recreational activities (which they paid to do.) to a sudden stop. Besides, they didn't even mention anyone doing anything violent, they were only swearing, according to the article, and people do that a lot, and not just gamers. How can they say they didn't learn it from somewhere other than games?