The Stupidest News Report Ever

Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:52 am

http://kotaku.com/#!5761847/the-stupidest-news-report-ever

MBC did a news story on "game violence", focusing on how violent games can make children, well, violent. To illustrate that point, the program conducted an experiment: in a net cafe, it had the power on all the computers shut off simultaneously. The segment showed how gamers in the cafe began to speak in loud voices and use bad language.

...the report pointed out that the reaction was filled with cussing, adding, "They've been transformed into the violent characters they are playing."


That makes sense. I never thought of it like that before. Now I'm worried I'll turn into an italian assassin and start climbing up building and jumping into haystacks to ambush my templar enemies, you know, since I've been playing Assassins Creed 2 a lot lately.

This is a bit like walking up to someone who is reading a newspaper on the train, snatching it out of their hands, ripping it up in little pieces and going, WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?

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Baylea Isaacs
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:36 am

"South Korea's Munhwa Broadcasting Corporation "

Lol.

Morons.
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Jesus Duran
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:20 pm

No this is absolutely true. After I played Farcry 2 I immediately signed on as a mercenary and headed for war torn africa. Started pulling bullets out of my own limbs with pliers and everything.

Good job I never played Bomberman.
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Nymph
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:08 pm

So, by their logic, everyone in South Korea will be Zerg Rushing the MBC studios.
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Trey Johnson
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:24 am

I wonder what the ratio is for actual physical violence based on nerd rage compared to, say, road rage.
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Andrew Lang
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 8:31 am

So, by their logic, everyone in South Korea will be Zerg Rushing the MBC studios.

Now that would be news worthy. :P

By the way, should we be worried about Minecraft players? I have a feeling emergency rooms will be seeing a huge spike in the numbers of people treated for hand injuries from punching things.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 6:14 am

Ever since I've started playing Deus Ex I've been running around in a trenchcoat and glasses and meeting up with the Illuminati.
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[Bounty][Ben]
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:16 am

This explains my strange urge to parkour my way up and down buildings, as well as the feeling that I have some control over time itself. It all makes sense now! Too much Prince of Persia. :P
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:40 pm

Now that would be news worthy. :P

By the way, should we be worried about Minecraft players? I have a feeling emergency rooms will be seeing a huge spike in the numbers of people treated for hand injuries from punching things.

Either that or run inside and shut the door every time a random shrub rustles behind them. OH GOD CREEPER1!1!!! :ahhh:
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Aliish Sheldonn
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:51 am

It kills me everytime one of these reports or stories come out.
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Jhenna lee Lizama
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:52 am

It perplexes me how nobody have noticed that I've been a Velociraptor ever since I played The Lost World: Jurassic park on playstation.
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Jeffrey Lawson
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 7:27 am

No, the characters are us!
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jaideep singh
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:00 pm

Well at least if there's going to be a nuclear holocaust we can all just play Fallout in preparation.
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Pawel Platek
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 8:34 am

To be fair, I have noticed I've been crawling around on the ceiling more.
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In the dark.
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And... trying to puncture my roommate's head with my tongue whenever they walk by.
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XPidgex Jefferson
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:14 am

Well after reading this time to preorder DNF :D
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Stephanie I
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:03 am

To be fair, I have noticed I've been crawling around on the ceiling more.
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In the dark.
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And... trying to puncture my roommate's head with my tongue whenever they walk by.


And an intense hatred of everything?


As for me, I learned how to cast warp, cura, and esuna. I've also been busy constructing the lunar whale. The dark knight in the mirror also came out and started helping me build it.
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:04 pm

So that's why I insist on eating mushrooms and chucking banana peels out of my window when I'm driving...
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:42 am

That's distrubing news as i've lately played New Vegas with female characters. ...Waitaminit *check his pants*
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So that's why I insist on eating mushrooms and chucking banana peels out of my window when I'm driving...

Wow I didnt realize http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1pWo0WZJE
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 8:02 am

Dormammu its me? AWESOME !!!
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Erich Lendermon
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:11 am

Been playing lots of Minecraft and Daggerfall lately.

So I best be off to build some gigantic buildings and fight off the creepers in High Rock. :rolleyes:
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:52 pm

I'm Commander Cecilff2 and this is my favorite post in this thread.
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Noraima Vega
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:49 am

Great, that means I'll sprout chitinous wings and command alien swarms now. Or turn green and get a Cockney accent.


Seriously, the newspaper quote is the only thing reasonable I could say now. People can be strange regarding change sometimes...
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Matthew Aaron Evans
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:24 am

Because shutting off power when someone is gaming calls for hugs, kisses, and rainbow farts. Everyone knows this. Silly gamers.
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Because shutting off power when someone is gaming calls for hugs, kisses, and rainbow farts. Everyone knows this. Silly gamers.


LOL i fell of my chair i was laughing so hard :biggrin: :teehee:
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