The Tale of Pepjiit, Thread The Fourth : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:57 am

Here we are, my dear readers. One numerical entry away from the conclusion of Part One. Can't you just feel the excitement?

First, here are links to the past entries, if anyone is interested:

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1182578-the-tale-of-pepjiit/page__p__17535424#entry17535424
http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1191878-the-tale-of-pepjiit-thread-ii/page__p__17705719#entry17705719
http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1203297-the-tale-of-pepjiit-thread-iii/page__p__17940293#entry17940293

So, here we are, another thread. Another.... Dramatic Persons?!

Our Heroes:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/26/pepsikhajiit.jpg/ - Khajiit. Speaks in a more "modern" lingo. Questing for the perfect sugary beverage.... which happens to be his blood.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/402/carrobutnotasnowadaysie.jpg/ - Beautiful forest maiden. Pure and untouched in so many ways. Just starting to become a worthwhile member of the team.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/146/schmute.jpg/ - True heir to the Empire. Bastard son of Martin Septim. Master Slapper, Scholar Extraordinaire.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/5000297435141c4a44fbc47.jpg/ - Son of a Count from Skyrim. Half-vampire - all the strengths, none of the weaknesses. Incredibly handsome.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/senmurv.jpg/- Once a troll, now a werewolf. Worked for The Master Thief.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/541/themasterthief.jpg/ - A master of thieving and sneaking. Killed by Juli A. Gillard, Schmut E.'s fiancee.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/sybs.jpg/ - Half-orc half-goblin (Goblorc). Wields the Hammer of Extreme Death.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/mageguy.jpg/ - A Breton who is incredibly gifted in the arcane arts of magic. Has a hidden secret that none know of.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/269/excaptainrex2.jpg/ - ex-Captain of the Imperial City Guard. Wields a giant claymore. Brother of Martin Septim, uncle of Schmut E. Buncis (although he doesn't know that part yet). Hot-headed, but smart.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/163/vandayle.jpg/ - Famous Buoyant Armiger. Has been alive for as long as anyone can, or can't, remember. Once ploughed Almalexia's field.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/718/thadonk.jpg/ - Husband of Lady Syl. Ruler of Demania, the combined lands of the Shivering Isles. Artsy, but tough. Incredibly sixy.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/804/ladysyl.jpg/ - Wife of Lord Thadon. Ruler of Demania, the combined lands of the Shivering Isles. Likes it when her husbands beats people up for her. Not as fine as her husband, but still...
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/professorsnugglegutsinh.jpg/ - Puppy, once possessed by a demon. Assassin for the Dark Brotherhood, currently on the run from the Ghost of Sithiseses Past, Present, and Future. Likes Lady Syl.

Neutral

Daedric Carro - Carro Tsandwich's demonic other half. Likes life's other pleasures - those of the flesh. Working to drive the Sloadinical Empire out of the Summerset Isles.
Tran the Gan's Aunt - Strange woman. Recently met Tran the Gan. Wants to bone him.
http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/24757770-24757774-large.jpg - Replaced ex-Captain Rex. Exploded into many gory bits after the addicts destroyed the Cloning Vats. Has been re-built. Faster... stronger... even more psychic, if that is possible. Uses his MIND to KILL THINGS. Hunting for SCHMUT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. BUNCIS

Villains

High Chancellor Ocato - Lost most of his face in a fight with N. I.. Wants to usurp throne. Feminine.
A Shadowy Figure - An odd, shadowy figure. Speaks to Ocato from behind the scenes. Unknown.
The Master of Blades - Ocato's lover, Sybs' lover, and Schmut E.'s fiancee. Presumably dead.
Spitaur - Half spider, half naked woman. Once proud warriors, now work for Ocato.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/fimmion.jpg/ - Thadon's twin brother. In love with Syl. Makes sweet rolls. Pathetic.

First person to post gets the runner up prize!.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:59 am

Still no Centurion Macharius who can turn water into wine and stone into gold. DISAPPROVE!

Is the runner-up prize that Centurion Macharius becomes a reality? Gee whiz mister I sure hope so. :blush:

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:45 am

Grrrrrrrr!!!!!! Lady Syl has to step away from the computer for a little while, and then Mr. Sappy manages to steal her prize from thread III, and then!!!! Macharius gets to steal her chance at a prize in Thread IV!?!?!?!

:thumbsdown: Not cool, childless people who are without the duties of parenthood. Not cool.

However, I would still rather have two beautiful (although often difficult and demanding) children, than to get an e-Prize. They are my prize. I'm so blessed. ^_^

Also--YAY!!! We are onto the fourth thread! Dun dun dun.... What could this mean for our heroes??? :chaos:

Also--that first post had me in tears.... tears of laughter, that is! Loved Fimmion's picture, especially. :rofl:

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:23 am

Actually, there was a Captain Macharius.... but he exploded last thread. So I suppose the prize could be his resurrection!

And Syl, you can have the third place prize.

More story later, along with PMs for prizes.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:03 am

Sweet! Sweet! and Sweet! (To all three comments, that is.) :disco:

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:54 am

NI Exclamation Point looks especially awesome you never mentioned he had wings. :biggrin: Atleast not that I noticed... But I AM bad at noticing things...

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:21 am

I'm sad now.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:24 am

I agree, Tran--that is one awesome looking werewolf. However, I don't remember him having wings either, but I could have missed it, too.

I'm sad now.

Why are you sad?

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:56 am

Because I blew up.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:12 pm

But he has promised you a resurrection! Therefore, I'm glad you got the prize--you needed it. I look forward to seeing your return, good sir. And maybe you'll be even more awesome?

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:47 am

WOOOO I WON!!! :celebrate: :celebration: :intergalactic: :celebration: :celebrate: ............ :mohawk:

and just to finish up the character thingy....(A_Sapp stares at Syl and then pokes her in the eye and laughs since he won. But then feel sorry and gives her a hug)

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:26 am

Unfortunately I haven't read since the smelling salts in Shivering Isles. (Quite some time ago)

D:

Now I feel bad.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:06 am

That is very unfortunate, Mr. Birthday. You've missed so much awesomeness...

At Mr. Sappy - Hug accepted. But first-----------> Feel my wrath! :flamethrower:

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:45 pm

Still no Centurion Macharius who can turn water into wine and stone into gold. DISAPPROVE!

Is the runner-up prize that Centurion Macharius becomes a reality? Gee whiz mister I sure hope so. :blush:

Stone into gold? Bah, back in my day everyone was into that kind of nonsense. I am much more refined, I could turn lava into a potion that could freeze ice. Yes freeze ice, not turn water into ice. Don't ask me how I did that.

4 months already? Wow I didn't think it had been that long.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:55 am

Stone into gold? Bah, back in my day everyone was into that kind of nonsense. I am much more refined, I could turn lava into a potion that could freeze ice. Yes freeze ice, not turn water into ice. Don't ask me how I did that.

Oh yeah? Well back in my day I used to put giraffes in roller-skates and push'em down a hill. What do you have to say about that?

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:43 pm

Oh yeah? Well back in my day I used to put giraffes in roller-skates and push'em down a hill. What do you have to say about that?

I would pay to see that.

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:11 am

Oh yeah? Well back in my day I used to put giraffes in roller-skates and push'em down a hill. What do you have to say about that?

I say that you have a good sense of humor

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:32 am

Hello, my sixy, sixy readers. Here we are, once again, for another update. The prize redemption vouchers have been sent out, the men are looking handsome, the two women are looking lovely, and it is good to see all of you here for another thread!

Now, to continue onwards!

Updated First Post with some interesting tid bits.

Kill Tastic Update of Killing

Not really, though. Because this is family Tale for families. In fact, if you look close enough, you can see that our Heroes form a loose, familial collective.

More One-Shotty Goodness

So what happened last time? Ocato (duh) was going to change Schmut E. into an Argonian, thus ruining his chances at blah blah blah? Interesting.

Well, I think we all know how that works out.

"Halt, criminal scum!" bellowed exactly half the Imperial City Guard, "You should have paid the fine!" Ocato's spell instantly fizzled out. "Drat!" he hissed, "I should have been in sneak mode!"

Yeah, real interesting. Screw the one-shots, they svck.

Back to the Main Story

"Phew!" Syl exhaled, "I honestly didn't know you could fit something that huge in a place that tight." Thadon winked at his wife as he helped her up. "Yeah, well," he continued to wink, "I didn't know you could bend that way." The two laughed, then, ignoring the crowds of horrified on-lookers, wandered away.

"Why do you keep winking at me like that?" Syl purred, "what, was thirteen times not enough for you?" Thadon shook his head, then rubbed a finger across his eye. "No, I think I got some fruit juice in it," he explained, "that, or... well..." Their laughter resonated off the stainless silver walls of the meat-packing district like a thousand capuchin monkeys laughing at me for getting drop-kicked in the face by their leader, Monkzor, Animal King of All Simians!

Anyways, it was just then that their laughter, amplified by the stainless silver, awakened a beast of unimaginable power. Which also happened to be in a graveyard. With zombies in it.

But More On That Later

So I suppose I should talk about another of these lame-o people who I write about.

Oh, wait, there aren't any! Yeah, back-handed compliments!

Meanwhile

Anywho, I do believe that the wonderful Carro Tsandwich and intelligent Mage-guy were off doing things. Nasty, depraved things which I shan't speak about here.

Later, though, you can expect it.

Next Time: The Heroes Encounter a Scaled?! Enemy!

» Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:38 pm

MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS! MORE MACHARIUS!

» Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:39 am

Short but sweet. ^_^ Yes, I like all these compliments you are giving us all the time, The Master Thief. Way to bolster our already over-blown egos!

(Actually, most of us probably have low self-esteem of one form or another, so keep the compliments coming! We NEED them!!!)

Woot! Can't wait for more! This is THE coolest story ever.