The things people say... : III

» Mon May 07, 2012 7:17 pm

Have you ever just stood in a room in Morrowind and heard the crazy things the NPCs say? I once was walking through the Ald'ruhn Mages guild when I heard an NPC say "I shouldn't have pushed so hard". I was thinking, "Wait, what?!" Then I started to notice everything else, such as in Mournhold a Royal Guard (or maybe it was a High Ordinator) saying "Is it just me, or did she put starch in my shorts?" This is not a joke, I have actually heard someone say this in the game.
So: Any curious/strange/weirdsthings you've heard an NPC say?

EDIT: Actually, after hearing it again, I realize it was "Good grief. Did she really out starch in my shorts?"

» Tue May 08, 2012 2:16 am

Standing in Skaal Village for a while is a very odd experience.

» Mon May 07, 2012 1:42 pm

Standing in Skaal Village for a while is a very odd experience.

Unfortunately, I have never been to Solthseim.

» Mon May 07, 2012 2:48 pm

"Dirt dirt dirt, everywhere dirt!"

And what's the one about not remembering using a teleportation spell? "yet there I was, alone and naked!" :laugh:

» Tue May 08, 2012 2:20 am

I heard a nord asking what toothpaste is for.

» Mon May 07, 2012 4:12 pm

I had the TV on and a an Olive Garden commercial for pyramid ravioli came on. As I walk past Stargel in Balmora, he says "I cant imagine eating one of those things."

» Mon May 07, 2012 5:43 pm

I don't recall using teleportation. And there I was. Alone. Naked.

» Mon May 07, 2012 4:32 pm

I could kill that guar. These boots are ruined.

» Tue May 08, 2012 4:13 am

I think these were added by Tribunal:
Female Dunmer: "He's not hard to look at"
Male Dunmer: "If I worked out, I'd look like that too."

» Mon May 07, 2012 11:37 pm

Standing in Skaal Village for a while is a very odd experience.

That whole village and its' inhabitants are interesting. I was hanging out in Kjolver's house when she blurted out:

"Who's cheese is this? This isn't *MY* cheese!"

Unfortunately, I have never been to Solthseim.

Solstheim? An amazing place, I've heard. There is a boat from Khuul, if you want to go.

» Mon May 07, 2012 12:56 pm

That whole village and its' inhabitants are interesting. I was hanging out in Kjolver's house when she blurted out:

"Who's cheese is this? This isn't *MY* cheese!"

Solstheim? An amazing place, I've heard. There is a boat from Khuul, if you want to go.

Yeah, well, I only just found my copies of the expansions, and I wanted to play through them in order (As in Morrowind MQ, then Tribunal, the Bloodmoon).

» Tue May 08, 2012 12:22 am

Solstheim? An amazing place, I've heard. There is a boat from Khuul, if you want to go.

Hurry! Hurry! The last boat to Solstheim! Until the next one. HHHAHHAHHAHHAH! O_O

Also Uncle Sweetshare. Period.

One of my favorites, the legendary: Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

» Mon May 07, 2012 8:23 pm

One of my favorites, the legendary: Seen any elves? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man. I could not enter or exit the Balmora Thieves guild without hearing that one at least once.

» Tue May 08, 2012 2:01 am

Oh, man. I could not enter or exit the Balmora Thieves guild without hearing that one at least once.

Yes, at least there is the female Nord nearest the entrance. I'd forgotten, I only thought about the male version of that line. But the female version may be even twice as horrendous! ._. That laughter...

» Mon May 07, 2012 10:02 pm

There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

Golden words, I have said them time and again. From family to customers, to enemies. Especially to enemies. :biggrin:

» Mon May 07, 2012 1:36 pm

"Khajiit has no words for you."

Except for those six, I suppose.

» Mon May 07, 2012 3:18 pm

There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

Reminds me of the first time I entered the census. When I heard those words, I literally jumped on my chair. "Oh, you wanna fight old man?! Huh? Character creation? Oh... my bad." I really thought a combat tutorial was about to start with some kind of "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." :sweat:

» Mon May 07, 2012 2:59 pm

"Khajiit has no words for you."

Except for those six, I suppose.

Yes, but I was looking for more of the things people just say when they are standing around. This is just something that Khajiit say to dismiss you.

» Mon May 07, 2012 2:06 pm

"The blue plates are nice, but the brown ones seem to last longer."

I don't know why, but that one cracked me up the first time I heard it. Had to close the game and go do something else for a while.

» Mon May 07, 2012 12:52 pm

There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

Whenever I start a new save nowadays, I speak Socucius' lines along with him, imitating him. :rolleyes:

AAAHH YEES, we've been expecting you...

» Tue May 08, 2012 1:03 am

Whenever I start a new save nowadays, I speak Socucius' lines along with him, imitating him. :rolleyes:

AAAHH YEES, we've been expecting you...

I can pretty much run all the lines from that (all the way from the opening narration to "Your papers, please.") completely in my head... with the right voices and everything. Seriously, if the character creation section disappeared from everyone's computers tomorrow you could probably recreate it exactly by scanning my brainwaves or something, that's how completely it's been burned in. :tongue:

» Mon May 07, 2012 3:26 pm

I can pretty much run all the lines from that (all the way from the opening narration to "Your papers, please.") completely in my head... with the right voices and everything. Seriously, if the character creation section disappeared from everyone's computers tomorrow you could probably recreate it exactly by scanning my brainwaves or something, that's how completely it's been burned in. :tongue:

Same here.

» Tue May 08, 2012 2:08 am

AAAAAHH YES

there are some serious high frequencies in that greeting

» Mon May 07, 2012 6:55 pm

"Hey, good lookin'. No chump, not you"

"She looks like someone threw up in the fountain of youth"

» Mon May 07, 2012 12:43 pm

"Do I drop the sweet roll, or hand it over and come back later? Dunno."