The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:20 am

... there are many many lines of dialogue but when you walk by the same person 400 times you are bound to hear the dialogue again.

Well, sure, but you'd think the people testing it would have figured out how annoying it is.

I think it's just the sheer frequency of it. Imagine walking down the street in your home town and everyone you pass stops to make the same inane comment.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:58 pm

"Whatever you need........" Seriously, you don't have to say that EVERY time I talk to you Alvor! I'd be okay if he repeated any other phrase.
Whatever I need? Why don't you give me some Daedra Hearts? That's what I need.
"Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures." That phrase is overused. Like 75% of merchants say this. This phrase is not annoying, its just repetitive.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:54 pm

Have you met my friend? Maven in Riften. She and I know our place in this world...And the place of -OTHERS- too..* Judgmental stare*

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:11 am

I laughed on that one so hard when I first time heard it.

My favourite is: You still need to prove yourself whelp! (Altough I am the Guild master...)

Good to hear that I'm not the only one :tongue:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:52 am

I used to be an adventurer like all of you...Then I took an arrow to the knee...

LOL

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:36 pm

" I work for Beletor at the general goods store."

There were many funny moments chatting with NPCs. Two I can remember are talking to a farmer that travels to Solitude (to join Empire) by the signpost pointing to Solitude in an opposite direction. Or a Riverwood guard killing a thief than asking me "What is it? A dragon?"

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:24 pm

"Blood and Silver my friend, blood and silver"

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:59 pm

I should smash your face in for all you've done.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:04 am

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:00 pm

Oh Gods... Is that going to be a new thing? I'll leave right now.

There's a mod for that, too.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:24 am

I'm so glad to have the claw back where it belongs.

After the fiftieth time hearing that, I broke in and stole it again. Haven't been back to see if his line changed.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:15 pm

GOOD TO KNOW. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU THE FIRST FIFTEEN TIMES.

This made me :lmao:

It's like that with every NPC though. Naught to do, but slay!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:47 pm

Walking through Winterhold, a Nord woman walked by me and all she did was nod and say "Aye",... Gods, if only everyone did this once you finished whatever quest or story line that involved their expanded greetings.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:11 pm

Idk if it was said, but there is NOTHING WORSE than Lydia's:

"I am sworn to carry your burdens."

That's why she's relegated to bread-eating in my bedroom now.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:48 pm

"Ohhh, just let me drop EVERYTHING to attend you. I don't mind, really..."

I wouldn't mind to punch her face, neither...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:04 am

I gave up on telling thieves that I'm a guild brother or a nightingale. I just kill them before they can hold me up.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:24 am

Came to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like the rest of the "great warriors"?

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:42 am

Yes. Skyrim's NPCs are annoying as HELL.

But it doesn't stop from playing.
Still can't imagine how good the game will be when the modders get their hands on CK.

Also I hate when i hear some long greeting from an NPC, and when I start the dialogue, he starts all over again! They do that A LOT.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:38 pm

I had you figured for a mage.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:41 am

Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities... like... the rest of the great warriors?
....
Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities... like... the rest of the great warriors?
....
Come to Dra-

NOOOOO! [censored]... NO, I'M NOT! IM ENCHANTING, LEAVE ME ALONE!!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:46 pm

I love how you steal a persons wheat right under their nose then sell it to them, and they say "honest pay for honest work"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:10 am

"Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?"

Please, it hurts....

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:02 pm

I'm so glad to have the claw back where it belongs.

GAAAAH why did I marry her!?! She doesn't even make sandwiches!

ROFL

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:10 pm

lol topic..

"Hey, I know you....." hmm, Yea, I bet ya do..

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:00 am

What about standing and talking to someone about a quest, and 20 NPC's (15 guards, and 5 other randoms) ALL telling you different garbage about something you dont want to know about and in the end you missed everything the quest giver said..

^ This happens alot. Extremely annoying. STFUALREADY!!

The townsfolk call me &#34;captain&#34; because I used to be

The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be