The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be : V - Skyrim

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:38 pm

Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don't.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:52 am

you need to leave..
you need to leave...
you need to leave...NOW

my god...

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:04 pm

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

Mojang.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:07 am

"let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll?"
That one always makes me laugh actually!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:11 pm

you need to leave..
you need to leave...
you need to leave...NOW

my god...

What was funny is in Markarth I went into the shop near the entrance at what must have been near closing time. As I was talking to the girl at the counter, the guy on the left kept saying the above. Then when I finished talking to the girl I turned to the guy and he said, "We have some nice pieces upstairs if you want to look around. You need to leave, NOW!"

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:32 pm

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

Loved the whole topic until this post, Bethesda finished their game 100%, but do you know how hard it is to fix every little bug, and every little tweek that could've been bad in a HUGE game like Skyrim?

The most annoying thing that has happened to me is the first time you go to Whiterun and the guard outside forces you to tell you why your there, usually after that I get svcked back in to him asking why I'm there again.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:08 pm

Mojang.

There is one difference: Mojang honestly admitted that they are in beta state and don't have the full game ready yet.

"If you got the aptitude, you should join the college of Winterhold."
"... I am the fricking Arch-mage of that college..."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:14 am

it absolutely amazes me that after all the complaints about oblivion's dialogue system, bethesda couldnt even be bothered to regulate random dialogue... why do people say ANYTHING but "hi" or "hmm?" when not actively engaged in dialogue? IM NOT TALKING TO YOU! STOP F***ING GIVING ME YOUR LIFE STORY!

Agreed! i am desperate for a mod to make it like it was in oblivion or something, give me your life story if i friggen ask for it!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:22 pm

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

Ehem... media molocule... ehem.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:21 pm

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:04 pm

Don't just stand there! I said come in!
Don't just stand there! I said come in!
Don't just stand there! I said come in!

I believe it is..:

"I said come in! Don't stand there!"
"I said come in! Don't stand there!"
"I said come in! Don't stand there!"

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:04 pm

Khajiit outside Whiterun

Me: Lets trade.

Khajiit: Take a look (and he makes this http://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=http://kittycatclaws.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/happy_cat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://kittycatclaws.wordpress.com/2010/06/07/happiness/&h=467&w=418&sz=43&tbnid=n5rjIJECsB5cpM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=81&prev=/search%3Fq%3DHappy%2Bcat%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Happy+cat&docid=U3jMh81zDpBdHM&hl=sv&sa=X&ei=XC7STtqEFqzb4QSfnK1H&ved=0CCkQ9QEwAA&dur=10)

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:00 pm

What about standing and talking to someone about a quest, and 20 NPC's (15 guards, and 5 other randoms) ALL telling you different garbage about something you dont want to know about and in the end you missed everything the quest giver said..

Also when a guard says "Gods gave you 2 hands, and you use them both for your weapon, I can respect that" is that a reference to 2handed weapons or bows? Because I hear that often, but Ive never used a 2handed weapon :rolleyes:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:28 pm

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

30% done? I never knew a game could be 30% done when they have been developing it for 3 years... huh, strange.

The game is certainly done, beside DLC that is.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:25 pm

30% done? I never knew a game could be 30% done when they have been developing it for 3 years... huh, strange.

The game is certainly done, beside DLC that is.

You didnt know it takes 10 years to make any game?

10% each year, its [censored] LOGIC! Go back to school and learn stuffz all over again, youre obviously not smart enough.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:02 pm

Duke Nukem took 14 years, so that's ... *opens computer calculator* ~7.14% a year so yeah, the game is only 21.42% done...

on topic:

Some my call this junk, I call them treasures...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:01 am

" I've heard of you... You and your honey-ed words " for having 100 speach lol

Trust me folks, it only gets worse. Steam says I have 142 hours played on skyrim so far, that averages at more then 10 hours per day since release. I'm not the type to afk or idle around either so I just hear the same one liners left and right.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:56 pm

Don't go and mix potions in the alchemy shop in Whiterun if you value your sanity. She will run her greeting every time you mix a potion. EVERY TIME. I heard it about fifty times in a row while I was randomly mashing stuff together in an attempt to identify effects. Lady, the only salve I want to buy is the one I can pack into my ears to stop hearing you.

I can confirm this. I did all I could to not run her through with a blade. I ended up leaving because even when I was done mixing potions she still rand her greeting.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:20 pm

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Oh wait, wrong series.

OH MY GOD

I lol'd. I lol'd so hard :lmao:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:10 pm

it absolutely amazes me that after all the complaints about oblivion's dialogue system, bethesda couldnt even be bothered to regulate random dialogue... why do people say ANYTHING but "hi" or "hmm?" when not actively engaged in dialogue? IM NOT TALKING TO YOU! STOP F***ING GIVING ME YOUR LIFE STORY!

This man speaks the truth.
One thousand times the truth in one line.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:39 pm

"I sell trinkets, odds and ends, you know"

"Hey, my favorite drinking buddy!"

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:36 pm

I have a lot.

"Oh you're the new mage at the College of Winterhold?"

I'M THE ARCH-MAGE!

"Oh you're the new companion?"

I'M THE [censored] HARBINGER!

"I am sworn to carry your burdens..." - Lydia

[censored] I am trying to give you a better sword, if you don't want it just [censored] say so!

And well, my final one.

The priest in Whiterun. Constantly whining about Talos. Talos this Talos that.

I shot an arrow through his head and got a few days in jail. It was worth it.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:29 am

Khajiit outside Whiterun

Me: Lets trade.

Khajiit: Take a look (and he makes this http://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=http://kittycatclaws.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/happy_cat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://kittycatclaws.wordpress.com/2010/06/07/happiness/&h=467&w=418&sz=43&tbnid=n5rjIJECsB5cpM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=81&prev=/search%3Fq%3DHappy%2Bcat%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Happy+cat&docid=U3jMh81zDpBdHM&hl=sv&sa=X&ei=XC7STtqEFqzb4QSfnK1H&ved=0CCkQ9QEwAA&dur=10)

I love that guy, can't ever get tired of Khajiit accents.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:15 am

It's amazing how they got like 10 times more voice actors in Skyrim but then really dropped the ball on random dialogue. It's really stupid and I think I prefer Oblivion in terms of dialogue merely because of this. God is in the details Bethesda, you're forgetting them!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:17 pm

Curved....

Swords!

The townsfolk call me &#34;captain&#34; because I used to be

The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be