The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:15 am

Absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls in this Skeever-hole of a city.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:55 pm

"Is that fur growing out of your ears?"

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:56 pm

Every time I enter Ulfric Stormcloak's castle I hear him and some other general discussing the exact same battle plan. Sometimes Ulfric will be in the bed chambers and his general in the main hall yet they still pause and respond to each-others dialog when you can't even hear the other person!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:14 pm

Hahahahahaha I love this thread

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:10 am

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

God I hate you.

Go play Stronghold 3 then come say that about Skyrim.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:51 pm

Look at the muscles on you!

I feel that I can share everything with you, without fear.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:47 pm

I like the general goods vendor in Whiterun.

Me: What do you have for sale?

Him: Oh a little of this, a little of that.

Me: James Woods, is that you?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:44 pm

Why so negative? The best quote to bring forth a smile is "No lollygagging" :banana:

I laughed on that one so hard when I first time heard it.

My favourite is: You still need to prove yourself whelp! (Altough I am the Guild master...)

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:55 pm

This thread has inspired me. I'm going to boot up the game, proceed to load up my 'mage' save, and then go on to kill everything in the world thanks to a couple of wonderful little mods that make the obnoxious midgets and essential characters killable.

I'll show them a dawn of fire...I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! BWAHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:17 am

Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don't.

You mean the Cloud District that is only ten feet away from you? No, I never go there. I'm too lazy to walk ten extra feet so I just fast travel past it.

EDIT: Oh great, another wanderer come to lick my fathers boots. Good for you.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:40 am

I used to be an adventurer like all of you...Then I took an arrow to the knee...

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:04 pm

You mean the Cloud District that is only ten feet away from you? No, I never go there. I'm too lazy to walk ten extra feet so I just fast travel past it.

EDIT: Oh great, another wanderer come to lick my fathers boots. Good for you.

I actually installed the "Kill Children" mod just so I can kill that sob.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:14 pm

I used to be an adventurer like all of you...Then I took an arrow to the knee...

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1293954-how-are-your-knees/

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:21 am

I used to be an adventurer like all of you...Then I took an arrow to the knee...

I swear I've heard an alternate version of that line before, but I cant find it anywhere. It went something like: "I used to be in the imperial army until I took a sword to the shoulder"...though, I only heard it once and given the circumstances (marathon gaming session), I may have just imagined it. :sadvaultboy:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:10 pm

Oh yea that guy...I thought exactly the same.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:47 pm

I may not be the most talented blacksmith in Whiterun...

Gods be praised!

...

At least no one is screaming

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» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:04 pm

Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don't.

I killed that guy because he is annoying also the screaming priest.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:59 pm

" I've heard of you... You and your honey-ed words " for having 100 speach lol

I got that one when my speech was in the forties.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:19 am

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

Infinity Ward, the don't just release an unfinished game, they release the same game every other year.

And Skyrim is finished, there are many many lines of dialogue but when you walk by the same person 400 times you are bound to hear the dialogue again.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:42 pm

GOOD TO KNOW. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU THE FIRST FIFTEEN TIMES.

Haaaaaaaaaa

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:27 pm

I may not be the most talented blacksmith in Whiterun...

Gods be praised!

...

At least no one is screaming

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

I'm going to mod him in somehow. Maybe not the character or have any dialogue or something like that, but just give people random dialogue of him

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:18 pm

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

:facepalm:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:17 pm

Do you know whats wrong with Skyrim these days...?????

WE RAN OUT OF DISC SPACE FOR DIALOGUE!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:24 pm

Yes, I've noticed this too! Absolutely love that guy! And I bet he has a lot of customers only because of his adorable kitten face! :3333

...Anyway... It's strange how many guards were once adventurers like you or me. Then they got arrow to their knee...

No-one still beats those Whiterun people. Nazeem with his cloud district comment... Once, at night, after playing too much Skyrim, I actually watched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx-O97w_-hY about ten times and laughed hysterically... :I

Not to speak of that godcensored Heimskr with his Talos ecstacy! GAAAAAAAARGH! >____<

Haha check out one of the comments:

"Why would you kill me?? I was only asking a question."
by: Nazeem38

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:38 pm

There's a mod for that.

Oh Gods... Is that going to be a new thing? I'll leave right now.

The townsfolk call me &#34;captain&#34; because I used to be

The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be