The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be : V

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:08 pm

GOOD TO KNOW. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU THE FIRST FIFTEEN TIMES.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:28 am

Off with his head and all will be fine :flamethrower:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:43 pm

There's a mod for that.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:42 am

Don't go and mix potions in the alchemy shop in Whiterun if you value your sanity. She will run her greeting every time you mix a potion. EVERY TIME. I heard it about fifty times in a row while I was randomly mashing stuff together in an attempt to identify effects. Lady, the only salve I want to buy is the one I can pack into my ears to stop hearing you.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:44 pm

A healing spell? Are you a priest?

NO NO NO SHUT UP LYDIA ARGH I AM GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE BUTT VERSION OF THE COD PIECE. *starts to cry*

I always use Healing Hands on Lydia after she walks over a trap or gets beat up in a fight. And she always seems amazed by the fact that I can cast healing spells. Oh man, she drives me crazy.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:44 pm

Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don't.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:51 pm

"I don't expect to be the best black smith in town, but i just want a fair chance" serious she whines just as much as we do. :\

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:07 am

That must be quite annoying Captain.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:08 am

I never felt as good as when I replaced Lydia with an Orc. Orcs don't complain, ever.

"Ok, let's trade."
"Let's go where the challenge is greatest!"
"Orcs follow to the DEATH."
"Get your blades ready!"

Ah, Borgakh Steel-Heart, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. <3

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:25 am

Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying, of course you don't.

I only heard him say that once; because I killed him and willingly paid the fine. I don't like arrogant, snobbish people.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:11 pm

"So you're the new member of the companions. What do you do, fetch the mead?"

I'm the [censored] Harbinger you idiot!

"So you're the Guild Master's new friend. I don't care, I'll still smash your face in if you cause trouble."

I'm the [censored] Guild Master! How the hell can I be the Guild Master's friend?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:06 pm

I saw a mudcrab by the water earlier nasty little buggers.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:25 am

I never felt as good as when I replaced Lydia with an Orc. Orcs don't complain, ever.

"Ok, let's trade."
"Let's go where the challenge is greatest!"
"Orcs follow to the DEATH."
"Get your blades ready!"

Ah, Borgakh Steel-Heart, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. <3

That's part of the reason why I married her.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:30 pm

These are the two I hear (and hate) the most.

"Lightly armored means light on your feet. Smart!" Why thank you. However, if you haven't noticed, I'm wearing full heavy armor and you've said that twenty times today...

"Hands to yourself, sneak-theif." How dare you call the Dragonborn, your thane, a petty thief! Apparently a high level sneak automatically makes one a thief, how can a guard notice your sneaking ability as you sprint right past him?!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:03 pm

Why so negative? The best quote to bring forth a smile is "No lollygagging" :banana:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:42 pm

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Oh wait, wrong series.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:59 am

"Got some good pieces out he-...."

STFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAJDJSAKLDJWKJADKSDHWHA

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:29 am

You can become a sailor in Skyrim? EDIT: Nevermind, got what you meant now.

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:55 pm

yes the captain is annoying...

So was the priest in Whiterun. But then, something bad happened to him. He was found dead with an open wound in his back right on the spot where he used to preach. A shady business if you ask me....

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:02 pm

There's a mod for that.

I like how Bethesda gets away with releasing a game 30% done and its expected for modders to finish and fix it for them.

What other game company does this?

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:47 pm

Are you looking to protect or self? or deal some OMGSTFUUUUUUUUU

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:53 pm

it absolutely amazes me that after all the complaints about oblivion's dialogue system, bethesda couldnt even be bothered to regulate random dialogue... why do people say ANYTHING but "hi" or "hmm?" when not actively engaged in dialogue? IM NOT TALKING TO YOU! STOP F***ING GIVING ME YOUR LIFE STORY!

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:36 pm

"So you're the new member of the companions. What do you do, fetch the mead?"

I'm the [censored] Harbinger you idiot!

"So you're the Guild Master's new friend. I don't care, I'll still smash your face in if you cause trouble."

I'm the [censored] Guild Master! How the hell can I be the Guild Master's friend?

"Out of the way citizen, this is Imperial business!"

I'm a [censored] Legate you dip [censored].

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:01 am

it absolutely amazes me that after all the complaints about oblivion's dialogue system, bethesda couldnt even be bothered to regulate random dialogue... why do people say ANYTHING but "hi" or "hmm?" when not actively engaged in dialogue? IM NOT TALKING TO YOU! STOP F***ING GIVING ME YOUR LIFE STORY!

lol, but agree

It's pretty annoying.

Or instead of a simple "hi" or "hmm?" they could say weird stuff like in Morrowind: "You like to dance close to the fire don't you?" "Move along." "Keep moving scum." "I'm watching you... scum!"

In short, the random dialouge should be short phrases like "hi" or "hmm?" or phrases connected to YOU as a player. NOT PHRASESES CONNECTED TO THEIR FRIGGEN LIFE STORIES.

:shocking:

» Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:29 pm

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Oh wait, wrong series.

Don't just stand there! I said come in!
Don't just stand there! I said come in!
Don't just stand there! I said come in!

The townsfolk call me &#34;captain&#34; because I used to be

The townsfolk call me "captain" because I used to be