The True Reason Nords Hate Magic

Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:14 am

Yes, it's true. Nords in Skyrim are just bellyaching because there is no levitation ability, so they can't build a proper wizard's tower that has only one entrance far above the clouds. They also suffer from mushroom-size envy.

Don't you think it's too much of a coincidence that they were happy to let the Dunmer have Solstheim after Red Mountain exploded? That left Vvardenfell completely open for invasion.

Do you honestly believe the Telvanni coast was so easily destroyed? The magic there was just too deep and entrenched. Thousand-year old wizards wouldn't let such a minor thing as a volcano ruin their home. They do have fire-resistance. They have magical shields. They can even cause the illusion of destruction.

Why else do you think Skyrim is so underpopulated? The vast amount of the people went east to leave the freezing cold and left the bandits to take over. The new residents of Vvardenfell are suntanning, netch herding, guar riding, and basking in the heat of everlasting geothermal power. Not to mention that as soon as they crossed the Morrowind border, they gained the ability to create spells to fly through the air.
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Greg Cavaliere
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:02 am

Thats just stereotypical.
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Amy Gibson
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:57 am

Upcoming DLC: Vvardenfell Vacation
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:25 pm

unless it's a DLC we are not going back to morrowind.get over it.
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:22 pm

Thats just stereotypical.

No kidding but they do hate magic :) I'm a Nord and I don't like magic

Cheers
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:51 am

Upcoming DLC: Vvardenfell Vacation


Even better....
Vvardenfell Xtreme Beach Volleyball!

My blonde Nord went bikini shopping in Daggerfall last night in preparation! She's pumped! :-D
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:58 pm

Unfortunately, the Telvanni became haughty and complacent in the belief that their spell-warded towers were enough to protect them from any threat. They were defeated when their enemies exploited their sudden weakness after the Magnus Break caused their spell protections to fail during Tamriel's "Time Of No Magic Resistance" which lasted for approximately one week before being mended by the Magna Ge. Thalmor involvement in the unexplained supernatural event is suspected by many, but as of yet unproven.
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:05 am

No kidding but they do hate magic :) I'm a Nord and I don't like magic

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Not all Nords hate magic is what im trying to say.
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:12 pm

the Telvanni became haughty and complacent in the belief that their spell-warded towers were enough to protect them from any threat. They were defeated when their enemies exploited their sudden weakness


Aha! That's what they WANT you to believe! What better way of finding peace and quiet than to make your enemies believe you are defeated?

Believe me, my Nord got a personal invitation to join their beach volleyball tournament. She's not going, though, because she knows they just want to get her drunk with skooma and show her the size of their... erect towers. Besides, they cheat, and it is true, they are extremely arrogant.
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