Hello! I am a PC-gamer who has been plagued by a host of problems since you forced your 1.2 patch down my throat (I had it set to not automatically update, but I guess that doesn't mean anything to you authoritarian types). Your game was fun -- at first; it's boring and repetitive now. Only thing it was good for was making you money and losing me sleep. Over $2/hour ($60 game, $30 guide, $45 gamepad (because the PC-version was so bad -- I don't use it on any other games), 72 hours) it cost me to play this, and for what? A game I am no longer even capable of playing (why? because you broke it. Give me back my $60). You know what made Oblivion great? Its centristic model which was somewhere comfortably between proprietary, authoritarian gaming and Open-Source software (with the exception of the Morroblivion scandal -- thanks for that). Skyrim's the former (obsessively authoritarian) posing as a centrist. Oh, by the way: I actively advertised this game to nearly everyone at school and on my Facebook (even took people with me to the release, got some to preorder, got others to buy it where they would never have done so in the first place). You're welcome. I am now actively discouraging the purchase of post-Oblivion Bethesda games. Oblivion's total worth to me? At least $500 (I spent a total of $120 on it). Skyrim's worth to me: eh, maybe $30. "300+ hours of gameplay", my foot. Oh, and I read the Oblivion guidebook three times, all the way through; it's a good read. $10 dollars cheaper at the time, too. Skyrim's guide isn't worth mentioning.
Here's my list (and by no means does it cover everything)
After the 1.2 Patch:
- By default, Skyrim can only use a max of 2GB of RAM (all PC users have this problem)
- My game now crashes every three minutes (usually less, from time to time a little more) of gameplay. (most PC-gamers now have this problem)
- My character can no longer absorb dragon-souls (weren't you supposed to have fixed this?! I never had this problem before 1.2)
- My mouse barely moves (vertically)
- When using "tgm" from the console and using a gamepad, holding the sprint key does not work until I have switched to keyboard/mouse and sprinted at least once or until I have reloaded my save-file
- There is no magic resistance anymore
- Often when looking at things, they suddenly vanish.
- Steam is slowing-down my game!
- Unnecessarily obsessive DRM (progressively worse with each patch!). I will be pushing to get DRM outlawed or at least heavily regulated in my micronation.
- Forcing the installation and use of spyware/adware (a.k.a. Steam). Actually, this is making me and some people I know wish we knew how to pirate stuff (not that I would; I've got too much integrity -- not that that means ANYTHING to you). On the box, it only said I had to use Steam to activate it. I pre-ordered and waited in a very long line for the CD version for a REASON. We're not console-gamers; we're free-spirited PC-gamers, and we don't take this sort of rubbish from silly corporations like you.
- Yellow things flying around randomly when in certain locations (I think the mesh is missing)
- The entire menu-system is a giant bug. Squash it, we beg you. But, then, you don't care-about us, now, do you?
- I was going to mention the terrible dialogue, until I took an arrow to the knee.
- We were promised it would look a lot better on PC. We were lied-to. I'll count this both as a bug and as false advertising.
- Bad FPS. I ran Oblivion fine on max graphics; I run Skyrim between Low and Medium (and I still get lag). I had to overclock and get a dx3d9 mod to make the game play decently.
Present Before 1.2, Haven't Been Able to Check to See if They've Been Fixed:
- It is impossible to unsheath weapons and/or shout in Shor's hall. Replicated n million times.
- Lydia disappeared and died when I did the Thalmor embassy quest.
- One cannot marry Lydia
- This game does a terrible job of saving where things are. I once killed a dragon which had spaz-attacks in Whiterun everytime I entered that city post killing it (and it would be in a completely different location every time). I also once decorated my house. Actually, I did that thrice. Every time I'd enter my house after decorating, everything I'd so painstakingly placed (and I placed them differently every time) would be all over the floor. Consequently, I no longer live in my house.
- Many buttons do not work properly on PC without a gamepad. Button reassignments are not reflected in the menu.
- The local map of Whiterun is glitched so that there is a black Fog of War in the middle of the town. Quite annoying. Difficult to find things in there, too.
- Liberation of Skyrim is completely broken.
- Rjorn's Drum and some other quest-items have weight.
- The left-hand weapon in a dual-wield setup does not have a sheath on the character
- Shields are only wearable in the left hand, forcing many PC-users to reteach themselves how to use their mouse.
- My character's hair clips the normal steel helmet (the hair goes-through the sides of the helmet).
- Ice-wraith corpses get stuck in the air more than half of the time.
- Sometimes, loot in a dungeon is considered stealing, with all the implications that has. It'll usually be just one item in a container; all the others will be normal.
- After flying on Odahviing and arriving at the ruins that precede Sovngarde, the zoom is reset. Very annoying for me, as there is no way to change the zoom on a gamepad (which meant I had to switch-back to mouse/keyboard, which are quite a pain to use in this game).
- Go marry Mjoll the Lioness. After doing so, deal with her irrelevant dialogue (which is still as though she were in Riften, no matter how far away from that city you are). Also after marrying her, go deal with having Aerin (or whatever his name is) follow her around and live with her in your house sleeping with her in your bed when you aren't around. This is not only incredibly annoying, but just wrong!
Website-Bugs:
- This site logged me out once while I was typing this (and there was no reason for it) EDIT: Make that TWICE. Nay: THRICE! Four times, now.
- If I enter my real birthdate on this site (April 4th, 1994), I am not allowed-in, despite the fact that I am 17.5 years old and legally able to buy mature-rated games in America.
- Sometimes, the website will not save my post-edits, resulting in me having to redo them.
- I am unable to link my forum-account to my Facebook-account.
Other:
- Although I've only run this on Windows, I've seen others run it through WINE on Linux. Might wanna go patch that too, while you're at it.
- The extortionate value you placed on this bugfest. Please fix this in your next patch (and I do not mean increase its cost. Preferably, you'd get rid of DRM and knock the price down a little, but, ah, who am I kidding?)
- It seems like you just generally half-assed everything you didn't put in the trailers. (pardon my French, I just didn't know of an equivalent [more decent] saying)
- About this bug-list... who are we kidding? Bethesda would never fix a bug! We're all wasting our time.
My faith in Bethesda also received the 1.2 patch. I will be waiting until the GotY version, playing Oblivion in the meantime. Skyrim was best -- er, least bad (and when I say this, I still mean it was very difficult to play without mods) -- at launch. Thank you Bethesda for making Skyrim unplayable and for forcing DRM down my throat. Oh, and thanks in advance for promising to force us PC users to beta-test your future console patches and for postponing the Creation Kit just for Steam's stupid "modding" program or whatever. Way to show your support for the people who invented a lot of the "cool, new" content in Skyrim (remember FCOM, anybody?), and who pay you to play a quality game!
I'm still waiting for that quality.
Oh, and this is the first game I've bought since I bought Oblivion back in '06. Thanks. I hope you enjoyed the money you made on release; best hope it's not your last.
And krosis for voting for it as the GotY on National Skyrim Day and for learning to speak your silly relexiconization of English (you call THAT a conlang?). THIS is a conlang: Din op Spragon oxg Wridzon dit cavdzojt Spraga Kajn Mej.
Skyrim: the biggest rip-off and let-down of 2011. Thanks, Bethesda. Really good to know you actually care-about making good games and not entirely about money (sarcasm, of course).