Not to mention that he is always taking me to new exciting places. And they may seem to be they same place, but I feel like they are always new. Like maybe they are ever changing realms of chaos. Yet they always seem so structured and true.
And yeah, ok, he ain't much of a looker, but you have got to respect his Intelligence. He/she/it just always knows such new and surprising things! We always have such new and interesting things to talk about.
Not to mention, can you just imagine what he could do with those tentacles? Hot. I mean if you are into that sort of thing. But if you are, jackpot! And the guys has beautiful eyes. A lot of beautiful eyes... It's like if I stare into them, I can't help but serve his every word and then go try and spread his following to everyone around me by telling them how great he is.