The Unofficially Somewhat Official Neloth Fangirlreally devo : V - Skyrim

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:17 pm

That's going to be my OTP.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:22 am

Haha, no, the calamari I get. /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':tongue:' />
It was the "Random Forum User who loves repeating overused jokes" - thought you are talking about me and I didn't get what was the overused joke. Or you were talking about you?...or me?... /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
Like I said cinnamon wine during winter season does things to my head...

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:27 am

Na, not you. Ever since Hermaeus Mora was brought up, a lot of people have been saying "I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going..." So instead of me just stealing it, I thought I'd give credit first.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:41 pm

I'm on pc and I'm not a girl. But it sounds like Bethesda gave Neloth a lot of depth, because in Morrowind the game he was just a minor character. When I found out Neloth was the Telvanni Lord and not Divayth Fyr I was disappointed. But after hearing all the positive feedback on him, I can't wait to meet him in Dragonborn.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:59 am

hah,amazing pictures! i want pics like that with cicero,heimskrr and of course neloth. and why fangirl thread?x3 is neloth that kind of guy every girl wants or what?

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:12 pm

I like how you portray lesser mortals, while Dunmer are lesser race to Altmer, promiscule, ash skinned simpletons that live in crab houses, inhale dust and crave for power that is beyond their filthy reach

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:48 am

Not a clue. You'd have to ask a chick. But he is a [censored], so maybe. lol

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:51 am

Neloth likely thinks girls would like his presence. When I originally posted this I typed Fangirl/really devoted fan...basically I think pretty much everyone will appreciate Neloth. Plus I thought it would be funny to compare Neloth fandom to Ulfric fandom.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:19 am

I would say that Neloth thinks that sensible girls admire his genius and ones who don't are just too dull and therefore not worth his time or attention.
However, he has a levitation pad installed in his tower. People in Morrowind said that the point of levitation corridors was to keep peasant and barbarians out. Anyone can waltz in and see Neloth. By Telvanni wizard standards, that makes him a man of the people (this makes me wish that there were babies in Dragonborn, just so that we could have a picture of Neloth holding one in public).
And while some Nelfric shippers may disagree, I really can't see the two of them in any love triangles. How would they even meet?

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:20 am

He's quite a Funny guy, the Arrogance makes him even more amusing.
He's also much better after seeing him in Morrowind. It feels like seeing an Old Friend. /nod.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':nod:' />

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:25 am

That's a reference to the Ulfric fan threads in the general forum. When the dlc is released to everyone, you can bet that people from that thread will be flooding this one as well (Neloth being such a fun character) and vice versa.

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So has anyone else had the disgusting tentacles come out of their eyes yet? I feel weird being the only one to mention it.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:10 am

On a not entirely related note why does the Forums translate fan-(male) into really devoted fan? Its rather annoying.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:31 pm

For same reason they translate Morrowind/Oblivion "blows" to The Elder Scrolls Morrowind is the greatest game in the history of the universe. and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is the greatest game in the history of the universe.; to keep the peace. We can say that Skyrim svcks though.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:29 pm

I tried that, but it doesn't censor either of those.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:15 am

I... what
how even
he's so hairy
he looks like a horker
what

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:50 am

/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />

Seriously I almost fell out of my chair!

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:41 pm

Oh, Neloth. <3 Thanks to your sound advice, I became Telvanni's Hortator.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:52 pm

Now you know what a ~~real man~~ true nord looks like.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:44 am

Random question - did anyone Soul Trap Neloth is Morrowind? /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':biggrin:' />

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:16 am

Surprised nobody's done them in Morrowind, yet.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:06 pm

His best quote IMO: "[I need some tea] Varona! Oh no wait she's dead, Drovas!"

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:22 pm

Neloth is the best character in Dragonborn, hands down.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:40 pm

You ... N′wah !!!

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:42 pm

This^ him an Frea hands down.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:34 am

I love this man. When I ask him to train me at 92 Enchanti, he doesn't just tell me that he can't teach me anything more. "I could, but I won't. Wouldn't do to have you surpass me, after all.". *Fan screech*.