The Unofficially Somewhat Official Neloth Fangirlreally devo : V - Skyrim

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:54 am

Having been reintroduced to Bodahn last night, all I can hear right now is Neloth going: "I think you be pleased with the goods my boy and I *mumble mumble*" (because by then, I'm in the shop screen and don't care).

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:52 pm

I'm surprised Master Neloth is still around. In Morrowind, he struck me as a grumpy old man in need of a chiropractor.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:43 pm

I have to admit those make me throw up a little. No offense to Resident.

Now... who the untranslateable is Neloth?! Bah, Bethesda. You are killing me. KILLING

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:09 am

Well, my picture is Neloth from Morrowind.
And just type in Neloth on the UESP or Skyrim Wiki, maybe even Google, and you'll find him.

He's a great guy. A guy that think NOTHING of himself and ONLY everyone else. He'd never conduct random experiments on others to see what the effects are. And he so wouldn't want you to make him Tea, he'd make his own.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:39 am

...and would never cast a spell on you that records all of your experiences and then promise "not to look at the irrelevant information". Nope, never.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:33 am

Right now, the Neloth quote that sticks in my mind is when he asked me for one of my toes, but told me to forget it, I wasn't moldy enough.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:35 pm

He never promised that. He promised he would be discreet with the information.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:34 am

I WAS DRUNK AND THAT HORKER LOOKED LIKE A PLUMP BOSMER I SWEAR!

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:03 pm

True...

^ This. /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:11 pm

Bump.

As I expect the PC and PS3 players are going to want to join us.

More canis root tea!

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:24 pm

By Malacath's hairy knuckles!

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:19 am

So, are we there yet?

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:12 pm

Life on Solstheim seems to have rejuvenated him and sweetened his temper considerably.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:01 pm

+1 follower for the crazy wizard. Can't wait to see what mods arise for him. /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> May result in me having to start a new game. xD

I swear he randomly shoots spells at me when I'm in his tower. Either that or tentacle explosion is really sensitive (I know it goes off even on like random physics damage, like pots and stuff hitting me ._.).

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:12 am

Taking Frea with you to Nchardak when you go there with Neloth is a treat, too. Some unique dialogues between the two. /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:32 pm

I felt sorry for the Neloth Fan thread being on Page 3, so I decided to post.
Have any of the regular UNFC Posters realised this thread might get a little more lively and active if it was moved to Dragonborn Cheats, Hints, and Spoilers?

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:33 am

Girls have some really interesting tastes in video game men...

Ulfric, a brutal warlord.

Neloth... a narcissistic, psychopathic wizard who cares more about his canis root tea than the lives of his employees and assistants...

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:11 am

Heh, before I got that I was watering an old aloe plant and thought "what if little Dunmer were living in it... you'd probably wake up and they'd be experimenting on your toes." About fell off my chair laughing when that line from Neloth came up.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:23 am

I have never met a Female named Bradley, so I would not know.
Ulfric and Neloth are just two of the more interesting NPC's in Skyrim. Neloth does an excellent job of portraying a Master Wizard of Great House Telvanni, Ulfric has a decently written backstory and more unique dialogue than many other NPC's and is the only other user of the Voice that is not a Hrothgar Hippie.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:07 am

Isn't there suggestion that the Telvanni are perverts? Women like it wild. /devil.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':devil:' />

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:42 am

::cough::

Yeah, I'm a guy. And straight. And Neloth is AWESOME. Maybe you're thinking of the Hermaeus Mora Fangirl/guy thread?

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» Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:26 pm

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The threat title mentions fangirls... it reminded me of the hunky men thread or whatever where it became clear to me that lots of women really, really, really like Ulfric.

When I saw this thread, I suddenly made my ground breaking discovery. Women like jerks.

I plan on publishing this discovery.

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:27 am

Fixed!

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:42 am

Fixed again

» Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:22 am

Neloth has a sixy voice?..... /ermm.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ermm:' />