Because if lesser mortals like that basso-dunderhead Ulfric can have hordes of sniveling sycophants catering to his every whim then a Magister of the Great House Telvanni should have at least a legion of worshipers begging to make his canis root tea properly. You there, Ulfric girls! Stop stiffing around that blockheaded Nord and start making tea – lots of tea. We have quite a few experiments to conduct. Also one of you come here – I have a heart stone experiment you’re just dying to help me with…
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