Welcome to Lord Hevnoraak's TRUE NORD beauty contest! Featuring both Men and Women! Hosted by his holiness: Lord Hevnoraak!

Greeting savage heathens. It is with great honor that I hold this beauty pageant for the True Nords of Skyrim, YOUR ancestors whom bled and died for you to live cozily in this land. A land for the almighty benevolence of Overlord Alduin whom you blasphemers have forsaken! But I digress.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. From physical appeal and attraction, to one's personality and actions. Our contestants have waited 4,000 years for this day, where they too can be honored and remembered for past deeds and accomplishments. Many have auditioned for the chance, only these select few have been chosen. And it is my hope that more will audition for the months to come. For I believe beauty should be shared with ALL. Even those who are dead deserve recognition and appreciation.

-Drog Hevnoraak, onik sonaan do Valthume.

Without further ado, with the blessings of the cult, and our Overlord and Savior: Alduin First-Born of Akatosh, I present:

The Valthume Beauty Pageant of 4E year 201 of our Lord Alduin.

Male Contestants

http://i.imgur.com/NmCCOW8.jpg Here lies Jolgard the Butcher. So brutal his murders were, the Dov reviled him.

http://i.imgur.com/lHk1sGG.jpg Here lies Revnak the Clueless. Was slain by rebel forces he thought were allies.

http://i.imgur.com/d2FoPJ8.jpg Here lies Ulgard Rebel-Slayer. Fiercely loyal even in death; legends of his kill-count were sung in ye olden days.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786542677/4AC5F828BE8026228A1F437B631C0985D059CBD6/ Here lies Haaki Iron-Chest. He doesn't even lift.

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740413786278923/3D77A7D832F3D16562D786DE47E3413BC0996F74/ Here lies Ingmad the Gentle. As frightening as a beast; As cuddly as a rabbit.

http://i.imgur.com/0IYnc01.jpg Here lies High King Borgas. Blasphemous heretic to the old Nordic Pantheon; Was slain in the wild Hunt of 1E 369.

http://i.imgur.com/OEiL0yK.jpg Here lies Lord Hevnoraak. Master of the Reach; Rightful heir to the Snow Throne; Most loyal, wise, and powerful of the Priesthood; And the Truest Son of Skyrim.

Female Contestants

http://i.imgur.com/kfrwzNZ.jpg Here lies Eruki Stone-Fist. Punched ol' Kunthjol the Arrogant; A female activist of her time. Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother of Rolff and Galmar Stone-Fist

http://i.imgur.com/lkv5FlL.png Here lies Fryfnhil the Sleepless. So sleep deprived in life she was; She slumbers now in death.

http://i.imgur.com/nwi3fso.jpg Here lies Hjotra the Blonde. Promiscuous in life as she is in death.

http://i.imgur.com/4rCFeoa.jpg Here lies Aumsi the Fair. Is rumored to have won the hearts of Giants.

http://i.imgur.com/JT5nUyu.jpg Here lies Barri the Huntress. So skilled in hunting she was; Was eventually slain by Mudcrabs of the great plains.

http://i.imgur.com/EQaAhH9.jpg Here lies Ilfhild the Cruel. Her voice broke the will of heretic heathens.

*claps*

Thanks Hevnoraak, your posts are always good for a laugh

UGH GODS MY EYES THEY BURN!!!

Ahhhh..... Vahzahbron is pleased.

I went with King Borgas because of the crown and the last female because her smile was cute. LOL

CUTE?! If i'm looking at that right, she's missing half her teeth!!!

Must.....kill..... DRAGON PRIEST! Must.....steal.....MASK!

...nvmd. That lacked the intended humor.

The True Nords of my time deserve some glory.

I'll start the second male competition sign-up sometime this weekend.

I'm talking about mortals

Where is Olaf?

In Sovngarde.

He shares the same face and armor as the Deathlords, so I felt he would be redundant. That and he committed one of the most heinous of crimes...

I wonder how Kunthjol the arrogant was like.

He was like Rolff Stone-Fist...

Holy ****... I named her after Rolff without even realizing it, LMAO.

EDIT: Added description of her*

That's what makes her so adowable!

Indeed. But Hjotra got them curves...

Na, Aumsi got dem curves. Nice attire. Who needs those High Elves in Solitude when you have good old Nordic funeral wrappings?

Don't tell me he stole your damn sweetroll speaking off I'm still looking for the bag of bones that stole mine.

An excuse me but I think I'm gonna piss myself damn just what you need at 4am in the morning.

Clearly. Those pompous stuck-up Elves have no fashion taste.

I understand. After seeing such ancient beauty It would be hard to get a good night's sleep indeed.

This poll isn't complete without the Night Mother.

Night Mother is not a True Nord I'm afraid.

I'll go with Haaki for the males, it's good to see him getting in some pushups, got to keep in fighting trim. Looks like he's buffing up for the crafting grinder.

The females were fairly close but Barri has that blonde hair and I am a svcker for a blonde.

Edit: Honorable mention has to go to Ilthid for the sixy armor. Vote changed.

Now to go treat myself, where did I put that Visine?

I liked the clueless guy

Hevnoraak, why aren't you on here? Your handsome qualities outmatch all the contestants.