Where you hear that?

I follow @breakingnews on twitter. They're pretty reliable.

Twitter..... a bit skeptical about that.

But I wanna check it out.

There are around 50 earthquakes per day. Thats 2 per hour...

What magnitude though?

Also to point out. I'm only mentioning the earthquakes because Danger Dan did.

The word rapture never even occurs in the Bible. The idea and interpretation is very new. Revelations is very rich in symbolism and the narrative kind of goes back and forth as you read along. So, naturally, people tend to over complicate things. The book is basically a story describing the history of mankind and God's Church on the earth. Man's enemies, symbolized as Horseman are, War, Famine, and Death. These things exist because of our wickedness, and the main point of the story is that righteousness will prevail and these things will one day be overcome, one way or another. It was a way to comfort the remaining saints who were being persecuted and killed by the Roman Empire. It's easier to endure afflictions when you believe you will one day be delivered in this life or the next, and your enemies shall be cast out.

Anyway, if the world was going to end I would want it to happen by having our Galaxy crash into another Galaxy. Or have our planet incinerated by a Gamma-Ray that came from a Supernova. Having mankind end through the means of a Zombie Apocalypse would be entertaining.

Uh oh 10 minutes til doomsday here

Is that an earthquake shaking my desk? Is the world about to open up and swallow the city I'm in?

Well if you don't hear from me in 11 minutes assume the worst

Edit: 6:01

Well that was uneventful

Well bees can fly, and queen bees have dozens of offspring. Dead people can't fly to my knowledge and can't procreate at such an alarming rate, if at all.

The only way it could happen is if there actually was something supernatural that had the recently deceased literally rising from the grave. But modern day coffins are sealed pretty well, so I don't think we'll have too many dead folk to worry about.

THE DOOM

Vylarian style.

I think something in scale of two galaxy superclusters colliding* that we(humanity) could watch unfold for number of decades before eventually causing our tiny solar system to be snuffed out in some epic way.

* can't really get more epic than that? :rock:

Not the first time he's been wrong either. I think he's been on the Doom-sayers Pulpit twice before

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/120656/false_prophet_harold_camping_banked

I was calling the guy a moron, but after banking $15 million from the retards who believed this...I now salute the man. Natural selection at its finest.

I saw quite a few of those here in the Netherlands too.

If there's one thing more annoying than someone predicting the end of the world, it's when they have money to do crap like that...

Well doomsday has come and gone and things still look the same so either I'm in Limbo or this whole doomsday ordeal was a bunch of hogwash. I choose the latter but I'm keeping an eye on the Limbo idea .

Well that was a fun time. Was eating chicken strips right before a party, looked at the clock at 6:01. Was like well hot damn, the worlds late. Finished my food and left :celebration:

I kind of feel bad for the poor shmuck that predicted it to end and it didn't . No ones ever going to believe him again because it's like what? the 3rd time he's wrong?

Poor shmuck?



He's a millionaire.

Damn, is he really? Well then, i think i may have to change that to that one smart mother [censored] :tongue:

Oh yes Judgement day is here....For Camping......

That article reads $80 million now. :cryvaultboy:

I predict this thread will end soon. Anyone care to give me a couple million dollars? :happy:

The way I see the world ending is this:

An old woman walks into a convenience store, carrying some yarn and her knitting needles. She stops at the counter, asking in a frail voice, "Could you get one of those nice green apples down from that shelf for me, young man? I've got a hankering for baked apples, and those green ones would do nicely, I should think."

"Sure thing, Granny," says the rather unkempt and unfriendly cashier, as he begins to step around the counter to help her.

Suddenly a pack of ninjas bursts through the windows, swinging nunchucks and whipping throwing stars at everyone in sight. There is a tremendous blood-bath and lots of screaming, as people desperately try to flee. The cashier has his throat slashed by a throwing star, and blood splatters the little old lady's face. She turns slowly around, and one of the ninjas stops before her, a cold, blood-thirsty look in his eyes.

"Prepare to meet your maker, old lady," the ninja coldly sneers.

"Bring it on," says Granny, tossing her knitting to the floor and pulling her knitting needles out with a loud, metallic scraping sound, like swords being unsheathed.

There is an air of suspense in the convenience store, as everyone left alive stands around, watching and waiting for the epic battle to begin. Beads of sweat form on their foreheads as Granny and Ninja stare each other down. Ninja takes the first move, swinging his nunchucks with great power, and shouting in that stereotypical ninja-like way, "Hyyyy-ahhhh!"

But just as Ninja comes near, Granny does one of those Matrix-like moves, bending backwards in slow-motion to avoid the crushing blow of the ninja's nunchucks. Then she spins around and stabs the ninja in the side with one of her knitting needles. He falls instantly, dying from the shock of being bested by a little old lady. Then the other ninjas all jump into action, ready to gang up and slaughter the old lady who killed their friend. But with incredible skill, Granny pulls out her cane and begins taking them down, one by one, and before long all the ninjas lay dead. The crowd that has gathered in the convenience store cheers as Granny straightens up and wipes the sweat off her forehead, saying, "No one messes with Granny Smith."

And that is how the Granny Smith Apple got its name....

Now, back to the apocalypse--we will all die in a fiery explosion, when a group of revenge seeking super-ninjas figures out how to use apples as a weapon of mass destruction. :toughninja: :ermm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bgBT-HFWKQ&feature=related

I don't care as long as I can stand above everyone, watch the world be destroyed and cackle with manic laughter.

I didn't eat that apple. Bring it on apple ninjas!

global spontaneos combustion