» Mon May 31, 2010 2:00 pm
Terrible. Worst game since that whole Atari ET fiasco. Angry mobs will set out camp around Beth's studio until Rockville looks like a refugee camp. Todd will be forced to flee the country, and an anti-Skyrim law will be passed by Congress as a last resort measure to try and save the world from political, economic, and moral collapse.
Three thousand years later, alien archeologists will uncover a half-collapsed Washington Monument. Upon it, in bright red letters seemingly untouched by age, is writ "THOU SHALT NOT PLAY SKYRIM."