The Worst Lines in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:42 pm

^^ This!

I can only conclude that the child actors employed for the job were friends and family of Bethesda.....appalling absolutely and utterly appalling!

Whoever it was at Bethesda who was responsible for deciding that "hey i know! We have this great RPG set in a Scandinavian style wilderness, how about we give the NPC's children with modern American accents and colloquialisms" should be hung, drawn and quartered!

I feel like beheading the little bastards everytime one of them pipes up!

me i dont mind there lack of an accent but really they had to make them incredibly annoying in there attitude and mannerisms when they are immortal?

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:34 pm

I've got my eye on you sneak theif.

But really I swear those two things I stole were by accident stop calling me a theif!

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:06 pm

Stop right there criminal scum!

trollin'

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:39 am

"alittle of this, alittle of that"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:48 pm

the kid inside the jarls house in white run who says "his father doesnt let him practice with swords" so instead he boxes"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:09 pm

me i dont mind there lack of an accent but really they had to make them incredibly annoying in there attitude and mannerisms when they are immortal?

"I'm not afraid of you!"

Said the little girl smugly to the ork in full deadric armour covered in blood and a giant battleaxe resting on his sholder. :huh:

I also had one of these little basterds draw a dagger and run around solitute showing up as a red dot on my compass.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:49 am

I used to be an adventurer like you but I get shot in the leg with an arrow. Guards all over keep telling my character that

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:27 pm

I hate it when I go to a store and the owner says "I've got the finest goods in all of Skyrim!" then I go to another shop that sells the EXACT same stuff and they say "I've got the finest goods in all of Skyrim!" then I say "PLAGIARISM!"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:04 pm

Move along, move along, move along, move along, move along......

It's really hard not to kill every ten people who say that at once.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:56 pm

"Son-of-a-[censored]" A bit modern for Elder Scrolls methinks.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:02 pm

Little kids that can't see me for i am [censored] INVISIBLE in their house stealing stuff for thieves quests but they decide to say "You need to leave" every 5 seconds from 4 rooms away

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:25 pm

The worst one is from the chick that has you get the golden claw back for her brother at the start of the game. She says something like "Thank you so much for getting the claw back for me, and my brother". I ended up marrying her, and all she ever says is that, I forced her to move back in with her brother.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:08 am

Worst lines in Skyrim?

"Hey baby, what's your sign? ...er ...well I guess we don't really have those anymore."

WAKA WAKA!!!

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:27 am

All the kids in Whiterun who run around or are in Dragonsreach. The most annoying one is the girl who just runs up to you and starts to tell you her whole life story.
It's a shame the children are invincible. It's so tempting to use the shout on them, but I don't want Whiterun screwing me over.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:32 pm

Lydia"i am sworn to carry your burdons" they should of had like 4-5 different variations of asking her to hold your loot.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:07 pm

Commander Caius' line:

"I am the commander of the guard here in Whiterun"

It is like "Really? I had no idea even though you walk around Whiterun and you are a commander."

Also I think that line was voice acted poorly.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:14 am

"So I saw some mudcrabs by the water the other day, horrible creatures..."

I kid you not, some Kajit I met said this to me.

All the gaurds are the same... All the followers have the same line that they repeat over and over again.

Lydia every time I heal her "A healing spell? What are you a priest"

Yes its still a healing spell and no I did not become a priest in the last five minutes since I healed you.

You must have met M'aiq

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:37 am

I hope you have some coin. The illegal spell dude.

But an epic one was by the whiterun court brute in arnold voice. "Iym not a mahn im a wheapon in human form. Just unseathe me and poynt me at the enemy"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:43 pm

But an epic one was by the whiterun court brute in arnold voice. "Iym not a mahn im a wheapon in human form. Just unseathe me and poynt me at the enemy"

Hahaha, I remember that one.

The voice acting in this game hasn't impressed me at all, it's rather... DEpressed me? Lol

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:36 pm

Pretty much all the guards I'm sick of them saying something like: "if you don't follow the rules you have to answer to me" or whatever it is.

Disrespect the LAW and you disrespect ME. AHNOLD.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:56 pm

The worst lines are from ALL vendors. Like if you have different voice actors, please have them say something different. It's really annoying to go through all the vendors in Whiterun selling things and EVERY SINGLE ONE says: 'some might call this junk. me? I call them treasures'..... The worst part? This line isn't limited to Whiterun......

It's like some bethasda employee said: ' Some might call this lazy devellopment, me I call it GOTY'

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:20 am

The best weapons and armor

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:17 am

I am sworn to carry your burdens really got on my nerves. Oh, and don't forget "I'll fight anybody! Girls, Boys even my elders! There's nobody I won't fight"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:22 am

NPC: You need to LEAVE. :swear:

Um....couldn't I have had a friendly warning first? :confused:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:54 pm

Yeh, that kid in Whiterun saying 'I'm not afraid of you, even though you're my elder' is driving me insane. I flamed her and didn't do anything, so I hit her with my sword and then every guard went after me.
That chap in front of the general store saying 'You know what's wrong in Skyrim these days. Everyone's obsessed with death...' is also horrid.
The alchemy trader always saying 'You look pale. It might be taxia. It's a problem in Skyrim'
A Companion that keeps saying 'I have the strength of Iskamore, and my brother has his smarts'.
Might not be the 'worst' but could be 'funny' is when guards say 'Is that fur coming out of your ears', or 'You smell like wet dog'.